Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 29, 2013

Nice alliteration there, Calvin. Too bad it got you the walloping of your life — and from Susie, no less!

Too much "truth " can harm you, Calvin!

It’s certainly not your forte, Calvin.

Bigmouth Basher!

You’re lucky Susie, he stopped at the B. Ehm… you stopped him at the B.

What you mean, “bug-eyed?”

You forgot to charge her five cents for your opinion.

Which kind of bat? Some of them are pretty cute.

Too bad the Internet (and the ability to anonymously comment) hadn’t been invented yet!

Yes I can see a nice normal marriage,maybe a bump now and then.

Calvin learned his counselling skills from Lucy Van Pelt.

I’m thinking he would’ve learned that he shouldn’t mess with Susie by now…

Calvin is a slow learner.

too much.. calvin

Our sweet little Susie Derkins is destined to be the worlds first Woman’s Take No Crap Champion.

Today Calvin is head-over-heels in volunteer work. Or perhaps heels-over-head.

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Forget social work, Calvin should be a politician! With candor like that, I’d vote for ’im!

Alliterations really pizz off some people!

Although, I kinda like em

Like when your wife asks: “Do these jeans make my butt look big?”….DO NOT answer with the whole truth.

I forget exactly how he said it, but I believe Jeff Foxworthy said something like, wives don’t want to hear your opinion… they want to hear their opinion in a male body.

Next time you have trouble with ‘playground bully’ sic Susie on him, Calvin!!!

The truth hurts sometimes, doesn’t it Calvin!

That is how you SOCK-It-To- HIM, SUSIE!!!!

Some people just can’t handle the truth.

Probably not news to this group, but Calvin has made a guest appearance in Lio for the last 3 days.

Five cents, please!

the look on Susie’s face is classic!

Apparently Susie has a candid opinion too!

Susie was ‘crushed’ by Calvin’s candid opinion, so she returned the favor.

…calvin got beaten, bashed and butt-kicked…

Bam-Boogie!

Susie asked for it, Calvin got it.

Sorry, Calvin. I’m on Susie’s side here.You well and truly asked for that!LOL xxx

Calvin loves Susie, but he doesn’t know any other way to deal with it at his age. Susie loves Calvin too, but she needs to let him know that he needs to be nice to her. I predict a long and happy marriage.

TBAR. (That Boy Ain’t Right.)

Got any more ‘B’ words up your sleeves?

Suzie you can insult him back. If I assaulted everyone who insulted me I be in jail a few times. But this is the comics and it is funny.

“Booger-brained” boy meets “booger-nosed, baloney-brained” girl — they’re made for each other. (Apologies to Wiley).

Indeed … well done on the alliteration, Calvin.

Reality therapy just isn’t his forte!

This is why I never made it in social work!!!

calvin get a life

If anybody heard that directed towards them, I think they would have done the same thing.

lol