Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 27, 2013
March 26, 2013
March 28, 2013
Transcript:
Marigold: Lord Splendid Humility! It is good to see you again. And how like you, to conceal yourself in a garbage can. How splendidly humble. Am I talking to a discarded waffle cone? Phoebe: I wasn't gonna stop you.
Also Unicorns eat things besides vegetation…or rather maybe they don’t as evidence of its discarding uneaten but then again they do as by the eating of its once contents or even its very existence to be potentially eaten.
A garbage can is a human artifact, I would have thought unicorns would compost. Waffle cones implies ice cream, another human invention. I thought this was a unicorn dimension.
Well, you can’t compost everything. And even if you do compost, a place like a picnic grounds would want a garbage can, anyway, to collect the stuff for use elsewhere.
Dunno about this site, but on some sites if you stack the comics they can be read in advance. Some people will then read ahead and come back to ruin it for those of us who like to read the comics as-planned by the author.
Regarding yesterday’s comments about the age of readers; I’m 59 (60 in May, OUCH!), and I absolutely love this strip. Always good for a smile in the morning. What I don’t get is the continuing appeal of the “dinosaur” strips that have been running the same jokes for decades.
mauryfrench Premium Member over 11 years ago
Let me be the first. HAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!
Masterius over 11 years ago
::spit-sprays:: OMG!! ‘Am I talking to a discarded waffle cone?’ Priceless!!
Masterius over 11 years ago
Oh, and be careful Phoebe, you’ve already forgotten about the using-fingers rule.
Half Caper Farm over 11 years ago
Well worth waiting for!
kaykeyser over 11 years ago
Oh Phoebe you….but man that tops the last one I LOLed at the Becky Ka-Spode one.
kaykeyser over 11 years ago
Also Unicorns eat things besides vegetation…or rather maybe they don’t as evidence of its discarding uneaten but then again they do as by the eating of its once contents or even its very existence to be potentially eaten.
Q4horse over 11 years ago
A garbage can is a human artifact, I would have thought unicorns would compost. Waffle cones implies ice cream, another human invention. I thought this was a unicorn dimension.
ceceoh over 11 years ago
I would think unicons could handle ice cream just fine. What’s the point of having magic if it can’t make you lactose tolerant?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
I thought it was one of those paper cones that cotton candy comes on…
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 11 years ago
Well, you can’t compost everything. And even if you do compost, a place like a picnic grounds would want a garbage can, anyway, to collect the stuff for use elsewhere.
Iron Ed over 11 years ago
Dunno about this site, but on some sites if you stack the comics they can be read in advance. Some people will then read ahead and come back to ruin it for those of us who like to read the comics as-planned by the author.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Unless it’s a waffle cone, that male unicorn must show up face to face.
Destiny23 over 11 years ago
Marigold actually thought LSH fit in that garbage can?! She’s not too good at spacial relations!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’m missing you in the morning, girls. Breakfast isn’t quite the same without you. : (
WaitingMan over 11 years ago
Regarding yesterday’s comments about the age of readers; I’m 59 (60 in May, OUCH!), and I absolutely love this strip. Always good for a smile in the morning. What I don’t get is the continuing appeal of the “dinosaur” strips that have been running the same jokes for decades.
Ermine Notyours over 11 years ago
Lord Splendid must have gone to the same junior high school I did.