Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 28, 2013

A lesson for all there.

Susie settled that.

Get ’im, Susie!

Well done, Susie!

Calvin, if you don’t learn anything else in this life, know this; you didn’t ought to go messsin’ with the Suzies of this world.[and based on the steepness of your learning curve you’reluccky you’’ve lived to be six.]

See they both learned something!

Though I’m not a big fan of it, I have to say it: Revenge.

WHAT…..? ha ha

Hell hath no fury….

I guess Susie just taught Calvin that sometimes you can grab life by the balls and not take the bs it throws at you.

Life used to be so simple when you didn’t know what a court is.

Like Old Blue Eyes used to sing . . . That’s Life.

What did Susie expect to get for a lousy nickel anyway?

At last! The Revolution begins. Brava, Suzie.

All those lawyers out there.

sounds like bank of america. they rip everybody off.

Calvin just practically paid Susie to beat him up.

No, Calvin, that’s life! Life’s a beach and then you die…at Suzie’s hand.

Gotta watch out for those guns… I don’t know know how anyone makes it out of a gun show alive with all them guns. It’s peolple you have to watch out for.

Just taking her nickel back. Nothing to see here.

@ShadowBeast said:

“Calvin just practically paid Susie to beat him up.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Nope… SHE handed over the nickel, remember?She’s gettin’ her money’s worth, though !!

I’d like to see him try that with the big kid that calls him “Twinky”

The question "what do I get comes BEFORE payment.

@Citizen GROG!,…and Calvin didn’t even have to ask for Susie’s hand!

Calvin almost always thinks ‘outside the box’. Usually it doesn’t pay.

All’s fair in love and war. I’m just not sure which one this is.

Am I the only one who thinks that Susie grows up to be Dilbert’s co-worker Alice?

The rebuttal is in your own statement… I dont want anyone wanting to kill me getting any closer and yes it may be easier to be killed but is also easier to put down the killier first. We live in violent times and I will do what I need to do in order to keepme and mine safe. Do a search of youtube and take a look at the violence done to innocent victims. Legal responsible ownership is not the problem, criminals do not register their firearms yet they still use them. Damn right I would stand my ground, better than being a victim or yelling stop from across the street.

At least Lucy does not rip off Charlie Brown and she charges the same price.

Here’s a life lesson for you, Calvin:Never and I mean NEVER mess with Susie like that.LOL xxx

Calvin represents the Every-working man, Corporation in America. Susie represents the I.R.S.

@ShadowBeast said,

@UncaJim

“Oops I meant the other way”

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dang it.. I knew what you meant, yet dyslexia set in and corrected what you already meant. But then when I …….Oh, never mind … I think I thought you thought you thought to think when you thought you thought to think the thought you thought you intended to think to espress and like I, became lost in thought. (I think)

Truth in advertising!

I see insurance sales in Calvin’s future.

You ever notice Calvin and Suzie don’t seem to have any friends or play with other kids.

yep thats life

Susie paid a nickel to kick Calvin’s butt. i would say it is worth it. and i bet she got the nickel back too

No Suzy! He was teaching you a lesson of life!

Lucy got the better of Charlie Brown in a similar setup. Girls rule, no doubt.

That is life..

That’s life!

Technically, Susie got what she paid for.