Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 16, 2013

Burps and farts away!!!!!

Interesting floor plan….Was that church built on a hill?

THIS is why you should REALLY get to know a person first.

So many love songs before marriage, so few afterwards.

I see that the brides family have been holding their breath so long that they’ve turned blue.

Amen Brother, Amen…

So THAT’S what the inside of a church looks like!

And now off to the reception. Where all the guys will dedicate the song, Another One Bites The Dust, by Queen, to the groom.

How sarcastic can ya get? Or is that the now dogma?

“You never marry the people you date.”`Has no one ever heard that one before? Does no one know what it means?

Is He speaking to him or to her?

Sounds like te Kardashian Family vow. Just ask Kris Humphries.

OK! now look stupid…I have a list, number 1 of 47 is…

Ever notice how much a womans attitude changes, when she goes from “chasing you” to “gotcha!”

Be nice ladies!

I saw how this played out with my parents . . they’re still married, but there certainly was a rough patch for a long while. Taught me the important lesson of needing to continue to try and attract your mate if you hope to keep them . . .

Reality bites…again….. and again…. and again….. and…..

The preacher asked her, and she said I do.The preacher asked me, and she said he does too.The preacher said, I pronounce you 99 to life,Son she’s no lady she’s your wife.-Lyle LovettNot directly to the point, but my wife and I always liked that verse, in fact had it playing as background music when we got married.

Does this mean that he doesn’t have to put the toilet seat down, anymore, and she doesn’t have to put the cap back on the toothpaste ?

Time to let the crazy out and start working on that no-fault anything-to-get-rid-of-her divorce! Woooooo!

Comments funnier,and true, than comic.

…for the rest of your life…

I had to look that one up. So many TV preachers! Elmer Gantry has surely come a long way.

Fact: You never know what a person is really like until you actually live with them.

Why my parents are unhappy in a nutshell.

To; Depthcharge631 from yesterday;

@UncaJim

“Lol! Thanks for responding to “o” for me! I like reading reader’s humorous comments, but get tired of all the political jabs that clutter the site…”

Me also, inclusively, to boot. I get after that jerk just to jab his butt and maybe move him off the notion that “rich republicans” are me, and that form 1040B involves all the things that the US Gummint lets me deduct charities and other such, just to ‘adjust’ my income.percentage to less than that of a British Rock Star. After selling off the business, my Unca Sam took a large chunk and still wants more. I’ve yet to find a suppository to cure that problem.

A man doesn’t know what true happiness is until he gets married…….

Then it’s too late!

I don’t really care much for wedding scenes. They remind me of one of (my) life’s biggest mistakes…and except for the one child which it yielded – it was over two decades of life wasted…

Haven’t seen Victoria in ages.