Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 16, 2013

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Burps and farts away!!!!!

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Interesting floor plan….Was that church built on a hill?

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    locuravamp  over 11 years ago

    THIS is why you should REALLY get to know a person first.

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    sartre  over 11 years ago

    So many love songs before marriage, so few afterwards.

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    Superfrog  over 11 years ago

    I see that the brides family have been holding their breath so long that they’ve turned blue.

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    reeddox  over 11 years ago

    Amen Brother, Amen…

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago

    So THAT’S what the inside of a church looks like!

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    rmacprivate  over 11 years ago

    And now off to the reception. Where all the guys will dedicate the song, Another One Bites The Dust, by Queen, to the groom.

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    dabugger  over 11 years ago

    How sarcastic can ya get? Or is that the now dogma?

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    Alabama Al  over 11 years ago

    “You never marry the people you date.”`Has no one ever heard that one before? Does no one know what it means?

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    Jml58  over 11 years ago

    Is He speaking to him or to her?

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Sounds like te Kardashian Family vow. Just ask Kris Humphries.

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    puddlesplatt  over 11 years ago

    OK! now look stupid…I have a list, number 1 of 47 is…

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    thirdguy  over 11 years ago

    Ever notice how much a womans attitude changes, when she goes from “chasing you” to “gotcha!”

    Be nice ladies!

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    BluePumpkin  over 11 years ago

    I saw how this played out with my parents . . they’re still married, but there certainly was a rough patch for a long while. Taught me the important lesson of needing to continue to try and attract your mate if you hope to keep them . . .

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    yimhere  over 11 years ago

    Reality bites…again….. and again…. and again….. and…..

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    rtraver Premium Member over 11 years ago

    The preacher asked her, and she said I do.The preacher asked me, and she said he does too.The preacher said, I pronounce you 99 to life,Son she’s no lady she’s your wife.-Lyle LovettNot directly to the point, but my wife and I always liked that verse, in fact had it playing as background music when we got married.

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    Does this mean that he doesn’t have to put the toilet seat down, anymore, and she doesn’t have to put the cap back on the toothpaste ?

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Time to let the crazy out and start working on that no-fault anything-to-get-rid-of-her divorce! Woooooo!

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    Five boys  over 11 years ago

    Comments funnier,and true, than comic.

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    …for the rest of your life…

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    emptc12  over 11 years ago

    I had to look that one up. So many TV preachers! Elmer Gantry has surely come a long way.

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    rickray777  over 11 years ago

    Fact: You never know what a person is really like until you actually live with them.

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    lakita_lover  over 11 years ago

    Why my parents are unhappy in a nutshell.

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    unca jim  over 11 years ago

    To; Depthcharge631 from yesterday;

    @UncaJim

    “Lol! Thanks for responding to “o” for me! I like reading reader’s humorous comments, but get tired of all the political jabs that clutter the site…”

    Me also, inclusively, to boot. I get after that jerk just to jab his butt and maybe move him off the notion that “rich republicans” are me, and that form 1040B involves all the things that the US Gummint lets me deduct charities and other such, just to ‘adjust’ my income.percentage to less than that of a British Rock Star. After selling off the business, my Unca Sam took a large chunk and still wants more. I’ve yet to find a suppository to cure that problem.

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    Cmlbx  over 11 years ago

    A man doesn’t know what true happiness is until he gets married…….

    Then it’s too late!

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    wronhewitt  over 11 years ago

    I don’t really care much for wedding scenes. They remind me of one of (my) life’s biggest mistakes…and except for the one child which it yielded – it was over two decades of life wasted…

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    cdward  over 11 years ago

    Haven’t seen Victoria in ages.

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