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Zipper: And we're off! Zonker: Did you print out the map? Zipper: I don't need no stinkin' map! I'm just pointing the car due east! Zonker: But Colorado is due west. Zipper: And we're off! Zonker: Two cheers for the road not taken!
Seriously, my Dad did this once. Shortly after moving to Dallas, he decided we should visit the famous Ft Worth Zoo, so we literally got in the car and just started driving west. After several hours and no zoo, we just went back home.
Just find your way to I-70 West and be prepared to be bored stiff or a few days. A small amount of a recreational substance would probably make it a magical mystery tour.
âYour Dad reminds me of mine.His idea of a âvacationâ was just getting in the car and driving around aimlessly.â,That is how I like to driveâŠaimlessly. Much more fun. Zonker and Zipper are going to have fun.
âHis idea of a âvacationâ was just getting in the car and driving around aimlessly.âThatâs somewhat analogous to my parentsâ version of âgoing to a movie.â Theyâd just go, and weâd likely arrive there in the middle, sit there till the end, see the newsreels and cartoons, see the movie restart, then leave when they got to the âthis is where we came inâ part. I was nearly grown before I realized (or someone told me) that you can find out what time the movie starts, and plan around that.
âStinking mapâ â you guys are all too young to get the reference? âBadges, what badges? We donât got to show you no stinking badgesâ â Treasure of the Sierra Madre, 1948.
I am sorry I wasnât able to answer your question yesterday as I had a full day. Yes, I include the Cambridge Police. I include anyone who is willing to at least look at things with a fresh perspective. I respectfully submit that the wording of your question suggests that you have a lingering feeling of, at leadst, disrespect for the Cambridge Police. Doesnât that show intolerance and a closed mind on your part? We all need to set aside our differences and learn to forgive one another and ourselves. We need the most ignorant haters and the most tolerant intellectuals to find the common ground they share in order to survive. We need Christians to fully understand Jesusâ words about loving one another and our enemies. That did not mean to not defend ourselves but to reach out to one another for a more perfect relationship between people and peoples. All it takes is one person to say, âWonât you be my friend?â And then another to say, âYes.â So, SkepticCal, wonât you be my friend? Will you stand with me to try to end hate. How about you GuardSgt, will you look beyond your own feelings and try to see the similarities we share instead of pointing up the differences? I, too, have many obstacles to overcome, but I am willing to work on them daily. If you want to live in fear then the terrorists have one already. But if you are willing to take a stand, look around and you will find many who are willing to stand with you.
War on Prosperity? Thatâs rich (no pun intended).The wealthy are ever more wealthy and the rest of us have been mired in stagnation since St Ronnieâs era, and itâs Obamaâs fault?
Actually, I donât think I am on board. I really do believe this country and the world will fail if the powers that be donât understand that they are not the only ones on the planet. It really is a travesty the way that the rich actually believe that they are entitled, but not Joe Doe who was the accountant for thirty-nine years in their company and was downsized just before his vestment was completed. Or plain Jane who had the handicapped child and was fired for too many days at the doctor and is now on welfare and living in substandard housing in an unsafe neighborhood. How about Stan Studley. He was the guy who put in twenty-five years as a non-union dock worker only to be told he wasnât needed because his performance was down. That was due to the accumalitive joint damage from hard labor all those years. I could make a list of these types and others who have been rendered useless and obsolete by these greedy CEOâs. Now, they canât get a full time job. The older ones might get on at Wal-Mart but those are limited and usually part-time. I, for one, am tired of seeing good people ground in the dirt by these people, who would divide us. Who would have us calling one another names and questioning one anothers reputation and heritage. And before the left gets too smug, Obamacare will not work, as written. All of these misplaced and displaced people cannot afford to buy insurance nor can they afford the tax they will receive if they donât buy insurance. These internal problems are the very cracks in our society that the terrorists use to wedge us farther and farther apart with fear. One group hates and fears another group, and vice versa. And itâs gaining momentum. So, we the real people of this country, must unite against these attempts, and some successes, to keep us broken into our splintered parts. We must stand together. We must reach out to our diverse neighbors and be the United States of America, once again.
Since Albuquerque is south of Colorado, if youâre coming from the East, you want to turn right at Albuquerque and take I-25 North. Otherwise, youâre heading toward El Paso, and who would want to go to Texas?
âActually, youâd need to turn right at Albuqueque. Otherwise youâll end up in Mexico.âI know, I know. Iâve been to Santa Fe after landing at Albuquerqueâs airport several times, also traveled I-10 from FL to LA, CA and saw Mexico to the across the river. I was replying to CaptXpendable, who made a funny, and complimenting him (I assume heâs a him) on his funny!
kittenpah almost 12 years ago
Remarkable that either of them knew that fact.
lmchildress almost 12 years ago
Zonkerâs generation knew all about Colorado (Rocky Mountain High?), plus thatâs where Duke was originally fromâŠ
margueritem almost 12 years ago
SNERK!!
jnik23260 almost 12 years ago
I question if these two will ever make it.
CaptXpendable almost 12 years ago
Just donât miss that left turn at Albuquerque.
Peabody-Martini almost 12 years ago
And thatâs how they started the trip that took them to Key West, Florida.
billydub almost 12 years ago
Due east from Connecticut? I think theyâd overshoot it thru Wyoming.
radams36 almost 12 years ago
Seriously, my Dad did this once. Shortly after moving to Dallas, he decided we should visit the famous Ft Worth Zoo, so we literally got in the car and just started driving west. After several hours and no zoo, we just went back home.
roctor almost 12 years ago
Manifest destination?
Bruce L2 almost 12 years ago
Watch out you donât drive fall into Lake Erie.
Rollye almost 12 years ago
Those two are undoubtedly already âflyingâ, so due west puts them on a great circle route which will land them in Colorado.
montessoriteacher almost 12 years ago
Nothing like a Bobby Frost reference to start the day. Thanks GT! :)
dlmettler almost 12 years ago
An informed citizen. God help us.
Potrzebie almost 12 years ago
All Zipper needs is to download a GPS app on his phone, assuming he has one.
Charley007 almost 12 years ago
AhhhâŠshades of 1972! ABOUT TIME.
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
Just find your way to I-70 West and be prepared to be bored stiff or a few days. A small amount of a recreational substance would probably make it a magical mystery tour.
thirdguy almost 12 years ago
Walden is in Massachusetts.
Malcolm Hall almost 12 years ago
Kerouac went right thru Denver in On the Road. No Route 66 for him.
gaebie almost 12 years ago
âYour Dad reminds me of mine.His idea of a âvacationâ was just getting in the car and driving around aimlessly.â,That is how I like to driveâŠaimlessly. Much more fun. Zonker and Zipper are going to have fun.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 12 years ago
They will know when they hit the Colorado border when they see the huge Canabis Plantations!
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
âHis idea of a âvacationâ was just getting in the car and driving around aimlessly.âThatâs somewhat analogous to my parentsâ version of âgoing to a movie.â Theyâd just go, and weâd likely arrive there in the middle, sit there till the end, see the newsreels and cartoons, see the movie restart, then leave when they got to the âthis is where we came inâ part. I was nearly grown before I realized (or someone told me) that you can find out what time the movie starts, and plan around that.
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Odds are against these guys even getting out of Mass. Jack Kerouac and Dean Moriarty have nothing to fear from these intrepid travelers.
tlynnch almost 12 years ago
I80 to I76 canât miss it!
jaxxery almost 12 years ago
I donât recall this idiot ever doing anything physical. Especially a talent suck as driving an automobile!
repratt almost 12 years ago
âStinking mapâ â you guys are all too young to get the reference? âBadges, what badges? We donât got to show you no stinking badgesâ â Treasure of the Sierra Madre, 1948.
annamargaret1866 almost 12 years ago
And they need to stop at Winslow Arizona. But take it easy.
WaitingMan almost 12 years ago
âMay I take your hat and goat, sir?â
pawpawbear almost 12 years ago
@SkepticCal
I am sorry I wasnât able to answer your question yesterday as I had a full day. Yes, I include the Cambridge Police. I include anyone who is willing to at least look at things with a fresh perspective. I respectfully submit that the wording of your question suggests that you have a lingering feeling of, at leadst, disrespect for the Cambridge Police. Doesnât that show intolerance and a closed mind on your part? We all need to set aside our differences and learn to forgive one another and ourselves. We need the most ignorant haters and the most tolerant intellectuals to find the common ground they share in order to survive. We need Christians to fully understand Jesusâ words about loving one another and our enemies. That did not mean to not defend ourselves but to reach out to one another for a more perfect relationship between people and peoples. All it takes is one person to say, âWonât you be my friend?â And then another to say, âYes.â So, SkepticCal, wonât you be my friend? Will you stand with me to try to end hate. How about you GuardSgt, will you look beyond your own feelings and try to see the similarities we share instead of pointing up the differences? I, too, have many obstacles to overcome, but I am willing to work on them daily. If you want to live in fear then the terrorists have one already. But if you are willing to take a stand, look around and you will find many who are willing to stand with you.
Rant over.JP
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
War on Prosperity? Thatâs rich (no pun intended).The wealthy are ever more wealthy and the rest of us have been mired in stagnation since St Ronnieâs era, and itâs Obamaâs fault?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 12 years ago
Follow the yellow brick road, turn left in Albuquerke (not Albuquerque, that isnât on the yellow brick road). OYa cainât miss it.
pouncingtiger almost 12 years ago
With Zip driving, their quest is already lost.
corzak almost 12 years ago
Directions for Zip and Zonker here.
pawpawbear almost 12 years ago
Actually, I donât think I am on board. I really do believe this country and the world will fail if the powers that be donât understand that they are not the only ones on the planet. It really is a travesty the way that the rich actually believe that they are entitled, but not Joe Doe who was the accountant for thirty-nine years in their company and was downsized just before his vestment was completed. Or plain Jane who had the handicapped child and was fired for too many days at the doctor and is now on welfare and living in substandard housing in an unsafe neighborhood. How about Stan Studley. He was the guy who put in twenty-five years as a non-union dock worker only to be told he wasnât needed because his performance was down. That was due to the accumalitive joint damage from hard labor all those years. I could make a list of these types and others who have been rendered useless and obsolete by these greedy CEOâs. Now, they canât get a full time job. The older ones might get on at Wal-Mart but those are limited and usually part-time. I, for one, am tired of seeing good people ground in the dirt by these people, who would divide us. Who would have us calling one another names and questioning one anothers reputation and heritage. And before the left gets too smug, Obamacare will not work, as written. All of these misplaced and displaced people cannot afford to buy insurance nor can they afford the tax they will receive if they donât buy insurance. These internal problems are the very cracks in our society that the terrorists use to wedge us farther and farther apart with fear. One group hates and fears another group, and vice versa. And itâs gaining momentum. So, we the real people of this country, must unite against these attempts, and some successes, to keep us broken into our splintered parts. We must stand together. We must reach out to our diverse neighbors and be the United States of America, once again.
Rrhain almost 12 years ago
Since Albuquerque is south of Colorado, if youâre coming from the East, you want to turn right at Albuquerque and take I-25 North. Otherwise, youâre heading toward El Paso, and who would want to go to Texas?
loves raising duncan almost 12 years ago
They were ready to drive into the Atlantic Ocean! This justifies my faith in modern education!
marmar4 almost 12 years ago
Theyâre not run on a camel/
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
âActually, youâd need to turn right at Albuqueque. Otherwise youâll end up in Mexico.âI know, I know. Iâve been to Santa Fe after landing at Albuquerqueâs airport several times, also traveled I-10 from FL to LA, CA and saw Mexico to the across the river. I was replying to CaptXpendable, who made a funny, and complimenting him (I assume heâs a him) on his funny!
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
Gaa! I meant âto the left across the riverâ in Line 5, above. Donât feel like going through the rigamarole of a proper correction.
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
Or false statements as your cramped worldview perceives anything you disagree with. But I could be wrong..See how itâs done?
Newshound41 almost 12 years ago
There are plenty of right-wing comics. In a free society, you can choose to read or not read what you want.
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
The problem is, theyâre just not either smart or funny, as Doonesbury always is â one or the other, or both.