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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 02, 2013
June 01, 2013
June 03, 2013
Transcript:
Dad: "Look! I put on my summer shirt and found a pen and a pair of sunglasses in the pocket!"
Dad: "And in my shorts I found a quarter and a dollar bill!"
Mom: "Lucky you. I put on my summer clothes and found five pounds"
A long time ago, my wife bought a purse from a thrift store on two separate occaisionsā¦āEach time, money! The first time was a 20 in the inside compartment, uncheckedā¦ on our anniversaryā¦Second time, just random shopping, change was foundā¦ up to ten dollarsā worth.. āDinnerās on meāā¦lol! Good times, good timesā¦
Iām more concerned that the shirt hasnāt been washed in at least 8 months. Ew! Money can stay in shortsā pockets through the wash but sunglasses and a pen in a shirt pocket? Doubtful.
If Frank is supposed to be wearing a āHawaiian shirtā, it must have been from one of the islands that drifted off, or missed the meeting at the shirt factory, or they had to hurry up and finish making them before quitting timeā¦
Nancy still looks pretty darn good to me. And despite the disparaging remarks, I think Frankās shirt is not all that bad as a fun-in-the-sun bit of beach wear, though certainly not a going-downtown styleā¦.
āEven Canadaās dollar is worth more than US dollar.ā^I remember that bit off of Saturday Night Liveā¦.. Joratio Sans, Seth Meyers, Maya Rudolph, etc. all were all dressed up as pesos, euros, even the Canadian āLoonā (with matching "dialectsā to suit the respective country/regional denominationā¦ they all lined up to kick the US dollar ((Amy Poehler), and they all flashed back to when the dollar acted like āBugsy Siegelā and ābulliedā them aroundā¦. āthe Adventures of the Down and Out Dollarāā¦.
I donāt mean to invalidate your good point, but I think waycyber was just trying to play on the duality of the meanings of the word poundā¦ the irony of the situation, evenā¦
@IamJay, sounds like what my lover and I do ā basically just the simple life and doing what comes naturally. Iām an artist and heās a machinist (before he started his HVAC business) and can still make beautiful things. We admire each otherās work and have fun together anywhere.
The everlasting mystery to women; they gain 5 lbs and it takes 4 months and tons rabbit food to lose it and we males, with the assistance of a Newspaper or a Hunting Magazine can lose the whole thing with a trip to the Outhouse. Boggles even ME and Iām āof a scientific bentāā¦
I hate when people misunderstand my jokes. Not that they would be any funnier when people do understand them. āIām just a soul whose intentions are good! Oh Lord, please donāt let me be misunderstood!ā: my theme song.
His outfit looks very cool, as in being appropriate for hot weather. And Iām glad to see that he is smart enough not to fall for the propaganda of the āfashionā industry, the heart of the absolutely worst part of Materialism.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
A long time ago, my wife bought a purse from a thrift store on two separate occaisionsā¦āEach time, money! The first time was a 20 in the inside compartment, uncheckedā¦ on our anniversaryā¦Second time, just random shopping, change was foundā¦ up to ten dollarsā worth.. āDinnerās on meāā¦lol! Good times, good timesā¦
ILuvLu over 11 years ago
Five pounds ā thatās worth about $7.50.
Namrepus over 11 years ago
Could Frank look any LESS cool?
LeoAutodidact over 11 years ago
Yes, Nancy, but itās in the right Places!
mrhappy4aa over 11 years ago
5 lbs, come on ā¦ Nancy looks very goodā¦Frank, use that $$ and get a different shirt..
mrsdonaldson over 11 years ago
Iām more concerned that the shirt hasnāt been washed in at least 8 months. Ew! Money can stay in shortsā pockets through the wash but sunglasses and a pen in a shirt pocket? Doubtful.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Itās mostly that the clothes we bought somehow mysteriously shrink when we go to put them on at a future date and timeā¦.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Or maybe Nancyās mirror just needs recalibration (Sheās fine, the mirrorās just on the fritz)ā¦..
waycyber over 11 years ago
My new book. Available in the UK. Lose 20 pounds in a day. Price 20 pounds.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Brought to you, by:Sharper Image, Incā¦. and byā¦Finderās Keepersā¦ you find it, you keep itā¦ even though you lost it in the first placeā¦
JayBluE over 11 years ago
If Frank is supposed to be wearing a āHawaiian shirtā, it must have been from one of the islands that drifted off, or missed the meeting at the shirt factory, or they had to hurry up and finish making them before quitting timeā¦
Lion_Tamer over 11 years ago
When did Frank and Knute start sharing the same fashion designer. All he needs is the baseball cap, and heād be Knuteās older brother.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Nancy still looks pretty darn good to me. And despite the disparaging remarks, I think Frankās shirt is not all that bad as a fun-in-the-sun bit of beach wear, though certainly not a going-downtown styleā¦.
Mighty_Mouse over 11 years ago
Did they have a holiday in the UK?
blunebottle over 11 years ago
Frankās shirt is cool!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
āEven Canadaās dollar is worth more than US dollar.ā^I remember that bit off of Saturday Night Liveā¦.. Joratio Sans, Seth Meyers, Maya Rudolph, etc. all were all dressed up as pesos, euros, even the Canadian āLoonā (with matching "dialectsā to suit the respective country/regional denominationā¦ they all lined up to kick the US dollar ((Amy Poehler), and they all flashed back to when the dollar acted like āBugsy Siegelā and ābulliedā them aroundā¦. āthe Adventures of the Down and Out Dollarāā¦.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Oh BROTHER.
Tell Me: What Married Guy, in the United States of America ACTUALLY āAdmitsā to His Wife that He FOUND Money???
namelocdet over 11 years ago
Frank doesnāt wash his clothes after he wears them?
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
I think Frank looks fine. :-)
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I donāt mean to invalidate your good point, but I think waycyber was just trying to play on the duality of the meanings of the word poundā¦ the irony of the situation, evenā¦
vldazzle over 11 years ago
@IamJay, sounds like what my lover and I do ā basically just the simple life and doing what comes naturally. Iām an artist and heās a machinist (before he started his HVAC business) and can still make beautiful things. We admire each otherās work and have fun together anywhere.
cdemattos over 11 years ago
Notice how the dad looks a little too much like Knute in the first panel? Hmmmā¦..
kaffekup over 11 years ago
Itās the squinty eyes.
jackdohany over 11 years ago
So, whereās Luann? Her parents are boring.
MadYank over 11 years ago
I GOTTA agree w/Leviticus here ā Nancy deGroot is one HOT Cougar! Frank, donāt EVEN let her get away from youā¦!
chaosed2 over 11 years ago
Frank and Knute are definitely related.
milania over 11 years ago
Who wears sunglasses while getting dressed?
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sorry to hear that Nancy!
Happicat2012 over 11 years ago
I was thinking the same thing @mrsdonaldson. Donāt they wash their worn summer clothes before putting them away for the winter?
Ed Brault Premium Member over 11 years ago
My scale says that Iāve gained 5 lb, but my pants say my waist is 2" smaller!?
katina.cooper over 11 years ago
In the forth panel, he puts his arms around her with his lips nibbling her neck and says, āWhere? I certainly donāt see themā.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
@Katina, You mean like this?
unca jim over 11 years ago
The everlasting mystery to women; they gain 5 lbs and it takes 4 months and tons rabbit food to lose it and we males, with the assistance of a Newspaper or a Hunting Magazine can lose the whole thing with a trip to the Outhouse. Boggles even ME and Iām āof a scientific bentāā¦
klesmiley_ Premium Member over 11 years ago
What a sweet comic.
Luanneās parents boring? Not so. Just a comic of a simpler era. It is immensely enjoyable.
Thank you Greg Evans
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
Donāt worry, Nancy. We still love you.-(Some are even strongly lusting after you, but we donāt like to talk about them. They be strange.)
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
āEven Canadaās dollar is worth more than US dollar.ā-Does not matter. We can print all we want and nobody will care.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
āNancy still has the hourglass figure.ā.Yep, the hourglass just has a bit more sand it it of late, the more the merrier.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
āTodayās āFor Better or For Worseā has Ellie deciding her body is passed bikini wearing for good.ā.past .(just for you)
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Or a certain plaid green-capped chapā¦.
Caldonia over 11 years ago
I hate when people misunderstand my jokes. Not that they would be any funnier when people do understand them. āIām just a soul whose intentions are good! Oh Lord, please donāt let me be misunderstood!ā: my theme song.
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
She means she has gained weight, not the type of money used in England.
rkozakand over 11 years ago
His outfit looks very cool, as in being appropriate for hot weather. And Iām glad to see that he is smart enough not to fall for the propaganda of the āfashionā industry, the heart of the absolutely worst part of Materialism.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Now you have the three options on your own comments, to Flag, Delete, or Reply. Hmmmā¦..?^The āhonor systemā?