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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 21, 2013
May 20, 2013
May 22, 2013
Transcript:
Bartender: Well, Mr. Whiny, I suppose you'll be happy to hear that during the resort's "Spirituality and Reincarnation" retreat our social activities director was eaten by a shark. Zebra: Larry the Croc is dead?! Bartender: Well, sort of. Larry: Stoopid reencarnashun.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Cracked crab for everybody!
edclectic almost 12 years ago
Gonna be hard to hold a can of beer with pincers.
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
If Larry the crab dies, then as what will he reincarnate next: a flounder followed by a pelican and then… oh, I don’t know… a crocodile?
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
This is Zeeba’s big chance; a lot of “vegetarians” eat seafood.
zero almost 12 years ago
Sea food. Eat food.
firedome almost 12 years ago
well, zebra, instead of having Crab Louie, have Crab Larry…
firedome almost 12 years ago
larry looks like a Dungeness…
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
LARRY THE CROC IS DEAD?! Larry the Crab?!I don’t know if I can adjust to this new reality.Or, is it reality?
Bqggz almost 12 years ago
It’s better not to kill Larry the Crab. With Zeeba’s luck, he’ll be re-reincarnated into his old croc self instantaneously. Zeeba should put him in a terrarium, feed him well, and give him a long and happy crab life…
PICTO almost 12 years ago
When I get reincarnated I want to come back as a girl’s bicycle seat.
mbreed184 almost 12 years ago
Larry the Croc is now Larry the Crab!?
cartoon critic 2544 almost 12 years ago
Shouldn’t Zebra be getting thinner by now?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 12 years ago
In a previous life I proved reincarnation was a fraud!
Hillbillyman almost 12 years ago
Lary’s dead again? How awful
w2lj almost 12 years ago
Zeeba …… start melting the butter!
Greg Johnston almost 12 years ago
Poor Larry – he ends up dead more often than anyone I know.
Kathy Freeman almost 12 years ago
mmmmmmmm Crabcakes! =^..^=
BonesBass1 almost 12 years ago
Zebra IS getting thinner… the horizontal stripes just make him SEEM like he’s not…
finale almost 12 years ago
“Crab Lay-ree”; not the same ring as “Crab Louis”
PICTO almost 12 years ago
I’m counting on it.
benanaju almost 12 years ago
Zebra isn’t vegetarian. Some earlier strips depict him eating lobster.
Dave Ferro almost 12 years ago
How quickly the tables turn…
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago
At least Larry is still crabbing about his troubles . . . ☻
ironflange almost 12 years ago
Count your blessings, Larry, you could have become a sea cucumber or sponge or some other loathsome thing.
Stream of conscience almost 12 years ago
Zeeba’s is starving. Who would turn down a nice crab meat salad?
Defective almost 12 years ago
Pescetarians eat fish, and seafood, not vegetarians. Most people are too ignorant to know that though.
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
Too bad that crab isn’t her.
ChessPirate almost 12 years ago
Jump the shark much, Stephan?
Squoop almost 12 years ago
He should have come back as a lobster, then he could be Larry the Lobster.
Hugh Manatee almost 12 years ago
OMG. Please please please get off this arc!
John W. Vinson Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I don’t believe in reincarnation.
I used to, but that was in a previous existance.
nickelpaws almost 12 years ago
Oh yeah. Larry crab cakes. mmmm!
Number Three almost 12 years ago
Oh no… Oh no!
xxx
cattony almost 12 years ago
Zebra’s design has gotten gradually thinner.
barister almost 12 years ago
Ask the idiot at the bar if she has a light. Cook the crab then burn her bar. Bet they come and rescue you then Zeeb.
TheBluckwells almost 12 years ago
sad day sad day
HankTheSock almost 12 years ago
Wow. I thought he’d come back as something worse. A Zebra maybe?
Jeffpaul almost 12 years ago
The perils of reincarnation.
jcomics52 almost 12 years ago
The bar switched sides of the island.
Asharah almost 12 years ago
I LOVE STEAMED CRAB! YUM!!!!!!!!!!
nyoha almost 12 years ago
You wanted something different, you got your wish, d00ds!
vldazzle almost 12 years ago
Just as annoying, but not quite as dangerous!
bmonk almost 12 years ago
Larry is crabby now. But he can sidle up to Zeeba.
+++++
Hope Larry read the escape claws.
PICTO almost 12 years ago
Rosie’s not a girl, is she?
Soroxas almost 12 years ago
56 dead crocs
hariseldon59 almost 12 years ago
Zebra actually looks upset by Larry’s “death” in panel 2.
TIMH almost 12 years ago
More like reincrustation.
cyberguy almost 12 years ago
Based on PBS history, Pastis is just as likely to forget that Larry is a crab within in a few days as he is to craft an improbably explanation
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Wow!! What an improvement!
Goat the goat over 4 years ago
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