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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 11, 2013
Transcript:
Joe: Where'd everyone go, Danae? Danae: Well... it was all going great, then we got hungry... We all agreed to order pizza, then the never-ending controversy reared its ugly head and it all began to unravel. Once again, stupidity ruled the day, leaving me to wonder... what idiot thought it was a good idea to put anchovies on a pizza in the first place?! Joe: Many believe it was the real original sin.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Look, I’ve admired Wiley for a number of years….One of the best artists/cartoonists ever….His line drawn renderings and characters stand out….But now that I know he abhors the abomination of anchovies on pizzas, I love him…even one can destroy a whole pizza…Never fall for the “We’ll just get it on one side” line…Those little bastards will devastate the whole thing….
pawpawbear almost 12 years ago
I said it yesterday. Wiley, you have done it with this one. Superb work. And, in the end , Daddy is there for his little girl. Marvelous. May you forever be blessed with your skill and wit, Wiley.
palos almost 12 years ago
The fourth panel is such an endearing drawing of father and daughter.
Linux0s almost 12 years ago
It’s now “shut up and get your stupid anchovies of my pizza!”
bluskies almost 12 years ago
Want a treat? Try ’em together. Hawaiian with some zip. As far as the little fishes, let ’em sleep with the Godfather.
alviebird almost 12 years ago
When I came back here after posting (the first one today) it was a double post. So I deleted one…..and both disappeared.
Can't Sleep almost 12 years ago
Today’s strip is one of WIley’s best.In the second panel we see Danae as she really is – just a little girl with ideas.And a very caring dad.
alviebird almost 12 years ago
And that one doubled, too. But refreshing the page killed the doppelganger. What’s going on here today?
pbarnrob almost 12 years ago
No, no, no, the whole idea with anchovies has been lost (or perhaps perverted) in recent years. You chop them up fine, and sprinkle across the pizza-scape evenly. Yes, going along and suddenly getting a big dose of salty-fishy is awful, and just wrong. Like many meats, think of it as a condiment!
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
anchovies should be only used in tapenade, not a pizza topping. or, used in some southeast asian cuisine.
emjaycee almost 12 years ago
San Francisco has a local chain restaurant called “Pizza O r g a s m i c a”, and their tag line is “We Never Fake It”. When I was out there on a business trip and stopped by a restaurant, they had the “Divorce Pizza”: cheese with onions, garlic, peppers, anchovies, and other vile concoctions.
tonypezzano almost 12 years ago
Divorce pizza. Yum.
alviebird almost 12 years ago
My first post (which disappeared) was about pineapple on pizza. I was surprised to find I like it. I as at a pizza buffet once, and while waiting for the pizzas I wanted I tried the pineapple. It’s good, but I still need my pepperoni, which I usually start and end with when at the buffet.
Zero-Gabriel almost 12 years ago
@thebird55.Are you two talking about just pineapple+cheese+tomato-pizza-sauce, classified as just “Pineapple Pizza”…??.Cause there’s another Pizza called “Hawaiian Pizza”. Very much like “Classic Pepperoni & Cheese Pizza” but with Pineapple chops on it. It quite popular here in Singapore especially with children… I still very much enjoy them.
Albany58 almost 12 years ago
You poor child.
roctor almost 12 years ago
Anchovies must be an Itallian thing.Who knew?
JaneD Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Anchovies on pizza – bleah!
emptc12 almost 12 years ago
Danae’s favorite might be gummi-worm pizza — just for the reaction it gets from other people.
Kaputnik almost 12 years ago
Once when I was a kid, I asked if we could have anchovies on a pizza, and my parents said yes, just to teach me a lesson. The joke was on them; turned out that I loved them. I still put them on my pizzas. Anchovies and pepperoni. Can’t beat it.
Twonky almost 12 years ago
If you don’t want some one else stealing your pizza, learn to like anchovies. OR you could use escargot!
Justice22 almost 12 years ago
Agreed, Richard! My father was Dad and Mom to me for so many years as my mom passed too soon while I was not yet four. I miss them both.
halibaitor almost 12 years ago
I like anchovies, but only as bait…
David Norton Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Sorry, team. I work on the basis that, like Scotch and soda, or Jack and Coke, anchovies and pizza belong together. The main reason God invented pizza was to provide and ideal framework for consuming anchovies.
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
It’s a sin to waste money on pizza. There are so many better things on delivery menus.
Mickeylacey almost 12 years ago
We argued so long about toppings that the pizza place was closed when we finally called!!!!!
dabugger almost 12 years ago
da common denominator is anchovies; quick, somebody tell a congressman so we can get things moving again…..
The Old Wolf almost 12 years ago
I love anchovies. Back in the 70’s I worked pizza shops; one place had an anchovy-only pizza called The Idiot’s Delight. Dreamy. Maybe I should add them to my Banquet from Hell; nah, too common.
gosfreikempe almost 12 years ago
My own weakness is herring in tomato sauce, bt I don’t care for anchovies.
JR6019 almost 12 years ago
I saw a recipe once, that called for a few anchovies in a roast beef. Claimed it brought out the flavor of the beef. Shame we’ll never find out.
Linda Pearson almost 12 years ago
Love how you did todays strip. Makes them more human. Panel 4 is my favorite.
tripwire45 almost 12 years ago
Danae’s movement fell apart when people realized they’d have to cooperate to make a group decision.
Wiley creator almost 12 years ago
Thank you all for your kind words. But there are those who disagree with you about Danae. Here’s an e-mail I received from a reader a couple of days ago. Thought I’d share it with you good folks who frequent this forum. You will note that he starts off by misspelling my name…-—————————————————————————————Dear Wylie,I like Non Sequitur whenever Danae is absent (kind of like Garfield Minus Garfield). Normally when I spot Danae in the strip I don’t even stop, just go on by. Today I thought I’d stop by just to arm myself and rattle your cage again, re: The Bitch. I suppose you consider her to be a lovable scamp a la Dennis Mitchell, but Dennis, if not humorous, is a least not mean-spirited.
I think you should do your readers a favor and deep-six the liccle tyke.Yours,Ralph Hile
KEA almost 12 years ago
There’s one in every mob.
Badfisherman almost 12 years ago
Shamu told me he loves anchovies on EVERYTHING!
xs11e almost 12 years ago
Pizza without anchovies just isn’t pizza… like Caesar salad w/o anchovies, it’s just not right.
chasobrien almost 12 years ago
Hey, all you bigoted anchovy haters, " De gustibus nibis non disputandum est!"
emptc12 almost 12 years ago
The hardest thing for a cartoon artist must be to have his characters age, as in Gasoline Alley, and Funky Winkerbean. and Doonesbury. Why do some artists do it, while some don’t? I think Charles Schulz briefly drew his characters as teenagers, and it was bizarre and disturbing. I suppose it depends upon what the artist is trying convey.
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
Mmm – love anchovies! And I still have working taste buds and discriminating taste, Omnius. They’re particularly good in Greek salad, as well as in Caesar salad.
fatcat almost 12 years ago
Bloody hell, it’s a waste of dough without the anchovies!
markjoseph125 almost 12 years ago
Add me to the list of those who like anchovies on pizza. Of course, my wife doesn’t, so we never have them. Also, add me to the list of those who think Non Sequitur is a great strip, Danae is my favorite character, and today’s comic is excellent.
neeeurothrush almost 12 years ago
we always referred to anchovies as hairy fish
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Wiley, thanks for checking in once in while…Feedback = clarification…I love Danae. She is one of the most iconic characters in cartooning literature….But I do wonder what is going on in Kate’s mind on this beautiful spring day in Watchacallit Maine…I bet you do too….
Hawthorne almost 12 years ago
“Hey I like anchovies, even on pizza”
You are welcome to my share …
The Life I Draw Upon almost 12 years ago
Best arc. Best strip today.You have outdone yourself..I motion that we have bring your own to meetings.
Asharah almost 12 years ago
Any man can be a father, but only a special man can be a Dad!
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 12 years ago
What happened to the potential step-mom, Vickie?
pawpawbear almost 12 years ago
I bet your spouse keeps a can of glade on the nightstand.
mcnero almost 12 years ago
no stinky little fish!