Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 10, 2013

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    pawpawbear  over 11 years ago

    Now, for the rest of the story. Will we find that Zonker finds his memory? Will we find that he doesn’t? Meanwhile back at the Benghazi ranch, the Naturals are restless against thenatives. Or did I get that backwards? Oh well. We shall see whatever we shall see. Stay tuned boys and girls, but don’t try this at home.

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    Salinasong  over 11 years ago

    Zonker can’t find what he never had.

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    TheSkulker  over 11 years ago

    Where is Zonker getting the money to buy tickets???

    Or perhaps I should ask: Whose credit card is he using?

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    pelican47  over 11 years ago

    some day will we see Zonk coloring his hair?

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    roctor  over 11 years ago

    http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-may-8-2013/the-big-benghazi-theory

    Jon Stewart explains the mess

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    Jack Straw  over 11 years ago

    Will the Rev. show up at the reunion, still pining after Joanie?

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    Bandera_Ken  over 11 years ago

    All of the above. Same as yesterday and all other days since the black dude had the nerve to be elected.

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    Bandera_Ken  over 11 years ago

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/benghazi.asp

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    Kerovan  over 11 years ago

    @rmacprivate He bought a British title when he won the Lottery. Contrary to what people think, those are never landed titles and always lower rank. I think they are not hereditary either but I’m not sure about that one.

    However, last time we heard anything about it, he still had a Monet valued at about 3 million left over from that period. The rest of his fortune was spent buying Duke back from the Zombie master. Maybe he finally cashed in on the Monet to fund his farm plans?

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    ossiningaling  over 11 years ago

    Makes sens that Zonker was a communications major.

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    kaffekup   over 11 years ago

    Zonker will apparently do anything to keep from going to Colorado. Either he secretly prefers the journey to the destination, or he’s afraid that when he finally gets there it won’t live up to his dreams. Zipper, on the other hand, is a driven leaf, so who knows where he’ll wind up?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Wouldn’t a commune reunion be a communion? The Rev should be there for that.

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    MelvinLott  over 11 years ago

    zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Heyjack  over 11 years ago

    Whoa-wonder if Zonker’s t-shirt causes a little delay in security check-in.

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    TexTech  over 11 years ago

    Ya know Red, if you had kept a cork in it, maybe you would not have awakened the Sarge Troll. Bad move on your part, I’m afraid.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 11 years ago

    I’ve often wondered if civilization began its decline when we started to call them “conspiracy theorists” instead of what we called them back in the good ol’ days: “lunatics.” (No, no, no, I don’t have anybody at all specifically in mind for this comment. I would hate for anybody to get the mistaken idea that I was “against” him. Or that the universe was “against” him. Or that cosmic rays are being used “against” him………….)

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    thoughtfullyamused  over 11 years ago

    Those were my very questions

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    annamargaret1866  over 11 years ago

    For yesterday:

    1. Not Colorado Springs, Manitou Springs. :-)

    2. There are people here in south-central Idaho who don’t have electricity unless they have a gas-powered generator.

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    Gokie5  over 11 years ago

    Ha. I managed to get through the comments without reading any of the political stuff – just glanced at them to see that they were political.

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    TCulberson  over 11 years ago

    Yea! A Celebration of Dope, casual sex and socialist world view, wonder why it failed?

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    montessoriteacher  over 11 years ago

    The Benghazi “scandal” is all about “stopping” the presumptive Democratic nominee, Hillary Clinton, and a desperate attempt to smear President Obama.

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    montessoriteacher  over 11 years ago

    Will Z and Z ever make it to Colorado? That is the question.

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    pawpawbear  over 11 years ago

    Got ‘em stirred up today. Get ’em each other. Let’s y’all fight. I’ll sell tickets and beer.

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    montessoriteacher  over 11 years ago

    Quick! Spray some Trollbegone before it is too late!

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    loves raising duncan  over 11 years ago

    I’m surprised that Zonker remembered anything!

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    pawpawbear  over 11 years ago

    Just when you thought it was safe.

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    Newshound41  over 11 years ago

    The answers you are looking for are in Langley, and you will probably never get them.

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    Newshound41  over 11 years ago

    I have stated several times before, Benghazi was a CIA base, not a State Department mission. It was not accredited by the Libyan government as a Consulate eventhough it was referred to as consulate by many reports that came out. The talking points and the so called cover up was not initiated in Foggy Bottom or the White House but in Langley. From today’s Washington Post:-Behind the scenes, as a then-close presidential campaign entered its final stretch, State Department officials found themselves at a disadvantage in debating the CIA, whose deputy director, Mike Morrell, took charge of organizing days of internal agency discussions into a coherent set of talking points for members of Congress.

    For one, State Department officials could not disclose that one of the two U.S. sites attacked in Benghazi was run by the CIA because of its secret designation.

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    SHIVA  over 11 years ago

    Zipper is starting to look like an Einstein next to that moron!!

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Where can I get some trollbegone?

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    Hawthorne  over 11 years ago

    You figure he’s been keeping up the property taxes ..? lol!

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    pawpawbear  over 11 years ago

    Sarge, you had us fooled for awhile. You come on strong but your arguments wind up being specious and contradictory. Tell the truth, you’re really some loser kid banging away at the keyboard in your Mom’s basement while she feeds you and begs you to take a bath and get a job. See, critical thinking. Your lack, our possession.

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    Newshound41  over 11 years ago

    2016 should be fun for the birthers; 3 leading GOP candidates for the White House:-Ted Cruz – born in Canada to a Cuban father and American mother. Claims natural-born status through his mother.-Bobby Jindal – His mother was already 3 months pregnant when his parents arrived in the US. He referred to himself as a pre-existing condition.-Marco Rubio – neither one of parents a US citizen at the time of his birth in Florida.

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    Hawthorne  over 11 years ago

    Your posts would be more credible if you understood the meaning of the term ‘to lie’, which you apparently don’t.

    Please look it up.

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