Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 12, 2013

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    BladeDVD  over 11 years ago

    Bloom County was really something back in its day. I carried a panel from it in my wallet for many years. Nicely done.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 11 years ago

    It’s a shame it wasn’t Marvel Comics’ Matt Murdock. Would he really believe he’s representing some animals, a baby and a cartoonist?

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    A little homage from one great to another.

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    RuinQueenofOblivion  over 11 years ago

    Steve Dallas, you old so and so… I hate you.

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    Bilan  over 11 years ago

    I would have thought that Steve Dallas would be one of Baby Bookie’s regular customer.

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    bubjerryk  over 11 years ago

    If history repeats, Bookie Baby should take Steve Dallas for every cent of every fee he collects – not that Steph will ever see a cent

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    firedome  over 11 years ago

    this…is…CLASSIC!!!

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    edclectic  over 11 years ago

    They’re more in need of Lucy van Pelt’s psychiatric services.

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    michaelyukyuk  over 11 years ago

    I understand that Bill the Cat is a successful serial killer, and Opus is still addicted to heroin…….so Steve has probably had a lot of courtroom time in the criminal courts.

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    Farou  over 11 years ago

    Steve Dallas got somebody out of jail??? Oh, on bail. If history is any kind of a precedent, they’ll be back in there in no time.

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    Unexpected, but delightful! Bloom County (“classics”) is one of the first strips I read here at GoComics each night, so Steve Dallas is still fresh in my mind. He is such a sleaze-ball that I am surprised that even a PBS judge would accept him as a poster of bail. But we had to get the gang out somehow, or be stuck with the wit and wisdom of Goat!

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    tfreim912  over 11 years ago

    Thanks For bringing back a classic!

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    Ottodesu  over 11 years ago

    Great to see!

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    SlyMongoose  over 11 years ago

    Sweet!

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    RG_Dustbin  over 11 years ago

    And perhaps he could get his clients cheap tickets to the next DeathTongue (or Billy and the Boingers?) gig….

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    SibeRescue Brian Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Hahaha! Brilliant homage! Well played, Mr. Pastis. Well played.

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    sirmirom  over 11 years ago

    BRAVO, STEPHAN.

    BRAVO.

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    CasualObserver  over 11 years ago

    Bloom County is comic hall-of-fame worthy!

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    Airtime Vu  over 11 years ago

    I don’t see croc, zebra, and cat in jail

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    hariseldon59  over 11 years ago

    Love the martini glass next to the brief case. Steve and Rat would get along just fine.

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    Brian Fink  over 11 years ago

    And this is before Steve went through Gephardtization by the aliens. Movement through time, space and the great comic strips! :-)

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    RichMatthews1749  over 11 years ago

    How soon they forget! “Bloom County” rocked!

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    Kathy Freeman  over 11 years ago

    1 olive, 2 onions, please. =^..^=

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    Mary Morris  over 11 years ago

    Agreed! Great homage! Great character!!

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    jmartin1955  over 11 years ago

    This is awesome, can we get a Bill the Cat and Opus appearance

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    finale  over 11 years ago

    OOOP; AACK!

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    LHPuttgrass  over 11 years ago

    FINALLY MY NAME IS RELEVANT!

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    Walaitis  over 11 years ago

    If Opus shows up, I may actually cry.

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    Arthur Hermanson Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Cute. I still have my Opus plush in my office. He traveled with me extensively during my 20+ years in the USAF. He is covered with all sorts of memorobilia. Long live the Bloom County denizens.

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    bigbadpete  over 11 years ago

    @corzak

    I care a lot more for Alexikakos than I care for you. What are you? A censorship taliban?

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    moonlgt  over 11 years ago

    Berke Breathed quit Bloom County pretty much while he was ahead. Most of of the strip has aged well, but some was pretty topical and became dated. Steve Dallas, however, is clearly eternal.

    Also, Berke Breathed once gave a shout-out to my (then) 6-or-7 year-old son in a Sunday panel – and sent him an Opus T-shirt. So yay for Steve Dallas, and yay for Steph recognizing a great strip!

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    larrydreiling  over 11 years ago

    Does Bill The Cat appear next? Thhwwp?

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 11 years ago

    Steve Dallas has dance moves like Michael Jackson and lyrics like Ozzy Osborne.

    He’s probably wealthy from selling lawyers.com in the IPO, and bailing out Steph as a personal favor.

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    RACerri32  over 11 years ago

    GREAT ONE Steph, Bloom Cty is where I got my morning chuckle fix before I found PBS.

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    Andrea14  over 11 years ago

    Nice hattip.. this strip steals a lot to Outland… the same way Outland stole from Doonesbury in a lineage of tributes… Steve Dallas isn’t a very good lawyer though..

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    Ken Gagne Premium Member over 11 years ago

    For once, I’m glad to be old and get jokes like these.

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    Bandera_Ken  over 11 years ago

    Good to see you Steve. Were you in the next cell for DUI?

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    BonesBass1  over 11 years ago

    Opus DID spend his last days in a cell… not a stretch…

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    JeffdlS  over 11 years ago

    Good to see Steve still donig some work on the side.

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    roswell823  over 11 years ago

    Well played Sir!

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    Ugly Duck  over 11 years ago

    I freakin CHEERED when I saw Steve Dallas! Well played, Pastis… well played.

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    aprilsphere  over 11 years ago

    Sweet Jesus! What a sight for sore eyes!

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    pacmandreaming  over 11 years ago

    Bloom County…THE definitive ’80’s comic.

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    dputhoff  over 11 years ago

    Steve Dallas, from whom Charlie Sheen learned his life lessons.

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    Laird Nelson  over 11 years ago

    {golf clap} VERY well played, sir; VERY well played.

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    jacku  over 11 years ago

    Thanks for bringing back Steve Dallas – I didn’t realize how much I missed him!

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    Defective Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Where’s Opus?!? Bring us Opus!!

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    dutchs  over 11 years ago

    Great crossover. Lionel Hutz would have been good, too.

    My favorite Bloom County: The band is practicing when Bill the Cat blows all the electronics (almost literally) by sticking his tongue in a socket. Steve: “Oh for crying out loud. He’s not DEAD again, is he?”

    The “again” makes the whole joke.

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    MAGA Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Classic! Love it!

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    bobdingus  over 11 years ago

    I didn’t like Bloom County either. And I’m not going to go away.

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    edclectic  over 11 years ago

    Hey! I resemble that remark!

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    Nelly55  over 11 years ago

    I still have the last strip bookmarked and look at it from time to time………………..still love Opus

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    mogelijk  over 11 years ago

    Maybe, now that they are out of jail, Steve can get Oliver to hack in and remove any record that the gang was arrested.

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    Kaputnik  over 11 years ago

    Bloom County was a favorite of mine years ago. I’ve still got some of the collections, and they don’t wear that badly. Similar to PBS in a lot of ways, although Breathed had more topical humor.

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    arroyogrande Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Steve Baby!!!

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    Craig Bobchin Premium Member over 11 years ago

    That’s awesome…

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    Ivan Araque  over 11 years ago

    Steve is MY own personal lawyer (long-time Breathed admirer).

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    3pibgorn9  over 11 years ago

    And Opus or Milo is Steve’s assistant.

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    Tysoriginals  over 11 years ago

    YES! GO STEVE! Thanks I needed this today ;-)

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    hariseldon59  over 11 years ago

    This is at least the second appearance of a Bloom County character in Pearls Before Swine. I remember Opus appeared in a previous strip. I can’t remember whether Bill has or not.

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    hariseldon59  over 11 years ago

    People are entitled to like Bloom County or not, but certainly Pastis is a fan. And I see Bloom County’s influence on Pearls quite often.

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    CCRock Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Most importantly, a pre-abduction Steve Dallas. Or post-recovery.

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    calliopejane  over 11 years ago

    It’s so bizarre that someone can’t say “not my cup of tea” about something without people responding in some nasty way. Alexikakos just expressed his personal disinclination in a polite way — after helpfully providing a link, even. He didn’t cast aspersions on Breathed, nor did he insult those of us who do like Bloom County, he just said he didn’t personally care for it.

    People don’t react that way in real life, to someone’s face (Corzak included, I’m sure). I just enjoyed some tiramisu — if my lunch companion says “I don’t really care for tiramisu,” I certainly would never say “well then I don’t care for you, leave the table!!”

    Honestly. The internet would be a much better place if more people could refrain from insult or attack when expressing a personal preference. I don’t happen to agree with you about Bloom County, Alexikakos, but I do appreciate your manners.

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    Hoodude  over 11 years ago

    ..phfttt..

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    tbritt99  over 11 years ago

    Awesome crossover thread. I miss Bloom County.

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    jtatusko  over 11 years ago

    This is hysterical…I almost gave up reading the comics after Bloom County went out…until I found Pearls. I love it.

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    Number Three  over 11 years ago

    LOL… Awesome strip!

    xxx

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    OhioTechyDude  over 11 years ago

    Absolutley loved this! Nice, Stephan, nice!

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    mattspade  over 11 years ago

    Great. The only way this could have been better is if Bill and Opus were locked up with the guys.

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    Henry Boyter  over 11 years ago

    Love it. For those of us that read Bloom County in the day, like we now read Pearls now, Thank You. I have always thought there was a little of Opus in Pig, now I’m more sure.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    Anything well done in the comics medium is rare, and Bloom County was truly one of the all-time greats; I almost have the entire Complete Collection on my shelf. :Thank you, Stephan.

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Love it!!

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    Who got Steve out of jail? That’s my question.

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    hariseldon59  over 11 years ago

    Opus appeared in the September 24, 2005 Pearls strip as one of the characters not invited to Blondie’s anniversary party.

    http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/09/24

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    bordsenius  over 11 years ago

    I assume BIll The Cat is in the adjoining cell?

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    georgejohnson  over 11 years ago

    Bloom County was featured many years ago in a birthday invite—still classic

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    Tirasmol  over 11 years ago

    oh my! my two favorite strips collide!

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    the_terrible  over 11 years ago

    Yay, Steve Dallas! I love it.

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    wrysmile  over 11 years ago

    Now THIS is a “mash-up” that works!

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    banananananana  over 11 years ago

    STEVE DALLAS! :D

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    SandiLee45  over 11 years ago

    A blast from the past! I have all the Bloom County books and recognized Steve Dallas right away … made me smile. As for that ratty crew in the slammer? Well, they might be better off in jail than being represented by Steve! Love Pearls! Love Breathed … still have a little stuffed Opus.

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    SandiLee45  over 11 years ago

    I’m all for Opus showing up, but it’s okay if you don’t bring Bill the Cat in, Stephen, not one of my favorite characters.

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    mcoelho  over 11 years ago

    I love the “look it up kid, look it up!”

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    cconfangirl  over 11 years ago

    bad day at work and needed my funnies…..mr.dallas you’ve made my day!

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    Alms4Thorby  over 11 years ago

    I didn’t know PBS was set in Bloom County.

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    Kim White Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Awesome. Nicely done.

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    Reppr Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Great move!

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    megoosf  over 11 years ago

    OK STEPHAN….. OPUS AND BILL THE CAT… ARE THEY HANGING WITH RAT… OR GUARD DUCK… OR GOD FORBID PIG….? MMMM… NEXT PANEL PLEASE…..

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    jjq224  over 11 years ago

    “Bloom County” was my all time favorite strip. This one comic has now elevated “Pearls Before Swine” to the same level. Awesome job !

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    singlefemalelaywer  over 11 years ago

    ALL TIME FAVORITE STRIP !!!!!!! WHERE’S OPUS ??

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    Dannschaft  over 11 years ago

    I have to say, that was the highlight of my day. Pearls follows Bloom County in my daily line-up so it was a nice bridge.

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    snerk

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    diana alexander  over 11 years ago

    Just…awesome :)

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    VAWhetsel  over 11 years ago

    Thank you, Mr. Pastis.

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    bashar327  over 11 years ago

    Alexikakos “I never did care for any of Breathed’s work.”That’s because your a commie pinko hippy, Alexikakos.

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