Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 12, 2013
June 11, 2013
June 13, 2013
Transcript:
Cop: Well, Gentlemen, your lawyer's here. Looks like he got you all out on bail. Steve Dallas: And I better get paid @#*@#*@ handsomely for it!!! Rat: Steve Dallas? Bookie Baby: Who's Steve Dallas? Pastis: Look it up, kid. Look it up.
I understand that Bill the Cat is a successful serial killer, and Opus is still addicted to heroin…….so Steve has probably had a lot of courtroom time in the criminal courts.
Unexpected, but delightful! Bloom County (“classics”) is one of the first strips I read here at GoComics each night, so Steve Dallas is still fresh in my mind. He is such a sleaze-ball that I am surprised that even a PBS judge would accept him as a poster of bail. But we had to get the gang out somehow, or be stuck with the wit and wisdom of Goat!
Cute. I still have my Opus plush in my office. He traveled with me extensively during my 20+ years in the USAF. He is covered with all sorts of memorobilia. Long live the Bloom County denizens.
Berke Breathed quit Bloom County pretty much while he was ahead. Most of of the strip has aged well, but some was pretty topical and became dated. Steve Dallas, however, is clearly eternal.
Also, Berke Breathed once gave a shout-out to my (then) 6-or-7 year-old son in a Sunday panel – and sent him an Opus T-shirt. So yay for Steve Dallas, and yay for Steph recognizing a great strip!
Nice hattip.. this strip steals a lot to Outland… the same way Outland stole from Doonesbury in a lineage of tributes… Steve Dallas isn’t a very good lawyer though..
Great crossover. Lionel Hutz would have been good, too.
My favorite Bloom County: The band is practicing when Bill the Cat blows all the electronics (almost literally) by sticking his tongue in a socket. Steve: “Oh for crying out loud. He’s not DEAD again, is he?”
Bloom County was a favorite of mine years ago. I’ve still got some of the collections, and they don’t wear that badly. Similar to PBS in a lot of ways, although Breathed had more topical humor.
This is at least the second appearance of a Bloom County character in Pearls Before Swine. I remember Opus appeared in a previous strip. I can’t remember whether Bill has or not.
It’s so bizarre that someone can’t say “not my cup of tea” about something without people responding in some nasty way. Alexikakos just expressed his personal disinclination in a polite way — after helpfully providing a link, even. He didn’t cast aspersions on Breathed, nor did he insult those of us who do like Bloom County, he just said he didn’t personally care for it.
People don’t react that way in real life, to someone’s face (Corzak included, I’m sure). I just enjoyed some tiramisu — if my lunch companion says “I don’t really care for tiramisu,” I certainly would never say “well then I don’t care for you, leave the table!!”
Honestly. The internet would be a much better place if more people could refrain from insult or attack when expressing a personal preference. I don’t happen to agree with you about Bloom County, Alexikakos, but I do appreciate your manners.
Love it. For those of us that read Bloom County in the day, like we now read Pearls now, Thank You. I have always thought there was a little of Opus in Pig, now I’m more sure.
Anything well done in the comics medium is rare, and Bloom County was truly one of the all-time greats; I almost have the entire Complete Collection on my shelf. :Thank you, Stephan.
A blast from the past! I have all the Bloom County books and recognized Steve Dallas right away … made me smile. As for that ratty crew in the slammer? Well, they might be better off in jail than being represented by Steve! Love Pearls! Love Breathed … still have a little stuffed Opus.
BladeDVD over 11 years ago
Bloom County was really something back in its day. I carried a panel from it in my wallet for many years. Nicely done.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
It’s a shame it wasn’t Marvel Comics’ Matt Murdock. Would he really believe he’s representing some animals, a baby and a cartoonist?
margueritem over 11 years ago
A little homage from one great to another.
RuinQueenofOblivion over 11 years ago
Steve Dallas, you old so and so… I hate you.
Bilan over 11 years ago
I would have thought that Steve Dallas would be one of Baby Bookie’s regular customer.
bubjerryk over 11 years ago
If history repeats, Bookie Baby should take Steve Dallas for every cent of every fee he collects – not that Steph will ever see a cent
firedome over 11 years ago
this…is…CLASSIC!!!
edclectic over 11 years ago
They’re more in need of Lucy van Pelt’s psychiatric services.
michaelyukyuk over 11 years ago
I understand that Bill the Cat is a successful serial killer, and Opus is still addicted to heroin…….so Steve has probably had a lot of courtroom time in the criminal courts.
Farou over 11 years ago
Steve Dallas got somebody out of jail??? Oh, on bail. If history is any kind of a precedent, they’ll be back in there in no time.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Unexpected, but delightful! Bloom County (“classics”) is one of the first strips I read here at GoComics each night, so Steve Dallas is still fresh in my mind. He is such a sleaze-ball that I am surprised that even a PBS judge would accept him as a poster of bail. But we had to get the gang out somehow, or be stuck with the wit and wisdom of Goat!
tfreim912 over 11 years ago
Thanks For bringing back a classic!
Ottodesu over 11 years ago
Great to see!
SlyMongoose over 11 years ago
Sweet!
RG_Dustbin over 11 years ago
And perhaps he could get his clients cheap tickets to the next DeathTongue (or Billy and the Boingers?) gig….
SibeRescue Brian Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hahaha! Brilliant homage! Well played, Mr. Pastis. Well played.
sirmirom over 11 years ago
BRAVO, STEPHAN.
BRAVO.
CasualObserver over 11 years ago
Bloom County is comic hall-of-fame worthy!
Airtime Vu over 11 years ago
I don’t see croc, zebra, and cat in jail
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
Love the martini glass next to the brief case. Steve and Rat would get along just fine.
Brian Fink over 11 years ago
And this is before Steve went through Gephardtization by the aliens. Movement through time, space and the great comic strips! :-)
RichMatthews1749 over 11 years ago
How soon they forget! “Bloom County” rocked!
Kathy Freeman over 11 years ago
1 olive, 2 onions, please. =^..^=
Mary Morris over 11 years ago
Agreed! Great homage! Great character!!
jmartin1955 over 11 years ago
This is awesome, can we get a Bill the Cat and Opus appearance
finale over 11 years ago
OOOP; AACK!
LHPuttgrass over 11 years ago
FINALLY MY NAME IS RELEVANT!
Walaitis over 11 years ago
If Opus shows up, I may actually cry.
Arthur Hermanson Premium Member over 11 years ago
Cute. I still have my Opus plush in my office. He traveled with me extensively during my 20+ years in the USAF. He is covered with all sorts of memorobilia. Long live the Bloom County denizens.
bigbadpete over 11 years ago
@corzak
I care a lot more for Alexikakos than I care for you. What are you? A censorship taliban?
moonlgt Premium Member over 11 years ago
Berke Breathed quit Bloom County pretty much while he was ahead. Most of of the strip has aged well, but some was pretty topical and became dated. Steve Dallas, however, is clearly eternal.
Also, Berke Breathed once gave a shout-out to my (then) 6-or-7 year-old son in a Sunday panel – and sent him an Opus T-shirt. So yay for Steve Dallas, and yay for Steph recognizing a great strip!
larrydreiling Premium Member over 11 years ago
Does Bill The Cat appear next? Thhwwp?
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
Steve Dallas has dance moves like Michael Jackson and lyrics like Ozzy Osborne.
He’s probably wealthy from selling lawyers.com in the IPO, and bailing out Steph as a personal favor.
RACerri32 over 11 years ago
GREAT ONE Steph, Bloom Cty is where I got my morning chuckle fix before I found PBS.
Andrea14 over 11 years ago
Nice hattip.. this strip steals a lot to Outland… the same way Outland stole from Doonesbury in a lineage of tributes… Steve Dallas isn’t a very good lawyer though..
Ken Gagne Premium Member over 11 years ago
For once, I’m glad to be old and get jokes like these.
Bandera_Ken over 11 years ago
Good to see you Steve. Were you in the next cell for DUI?
BonesBass1 over 11 years ago
Opus DID spend his last days in a cell… not a stretch…
JeffdlS over 11 years ago
Good to see Steve still donig some work on the side.
roswell823 over 11 years ago
Well played Sir!
Ugly Duck over 11 years ago
I freakin CHEERED when I saw Steve Dallas! Well played, Pastis… well played.
aprilsphere over 11 years ago
Sweet Jesus! What a sight for sore eyes!
pacmandreaming over 11 years ago
Bloom County…THE definitive ’80’s comic.
dputhoff over 11 years ago
Steve Dallas, from whom Charlie Sheen learned his life lessons.
Laird Nelson over 11 years ago
{golf clap} VERY well played, sir; VERY well played.
jacku over 11 years ago
Thanks for bringing back Steve Dallas – I didn’t realize how much I missed him!
Defective Premium Member over 11 years ago
Where’s Opus?!? Bring us Opus!!
dutchs over 11 years ago
Great crossover. Lionel Hutz would have been good, too.
My favorite Bloom County: The band is practicing when Bill the Cat blows all the electronics (almost literally) by sticking his tongue in a socket. Steve: “Oh for crying out loud. He’s not DEAD again, is he?”
The “again” makes the whole joke.
MAGA Premium Member over 11 years ago
Classic! Love it!
bobdingus over 11 years ago
I didn’t like Bloom County either. And I’m not going to go away.
edclectic over 11 years ago
Hey! I resemble that remark!
Nelly55 over 11 years ago
I still have the last strip bookmarked and look at it from time to time………………..still love Opus
mogelijk over 11 years ago
Maybe, now that they are out of jail, Steve can get Oliver to hack in and remove any record that the gang was arrested.
Kaputnik over 11 years ago
Bloom County was a favorite of mine years ago. I’ve still got some of the collections, and they don’t wear that badly. Similar to PBS in a lot of ways, although Breathed had more topical humor.
arroyogrande Premium Member over 11 years ago
Steve Baby!!!
Craig Bobchin Premium Member over 11 years ago
That’s awesome…
Ivan Araque over 11 years ago
Steve is MY own personal lawyer (long-time Breathed admirer).
3pibgorn9 over 11 years ago
And Opus or Milo is Steve’s assistant.
Tysoriginals over 11 years ago
YES! GO STEVE! Thanks I needed this today ;-)
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
This is at least the second appearance of a Bloom County character in Pearls Before Swine. I remember Opus appeared in a previous strip. I can’t remember whether Bill has or not.
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
People are entitled to like Bloom County or not, but certainly Pastis is a fan. And I see Bloom County’s influence on Pearls quite often.
CCRock Premium Member over 11 years ago
Most importantly, a pre-abduction Steve Dallas. Or post-recovery.
calliopejane over 11 years ago
It’s so bizarre that someone can’t say “not my cup of tea” about something without people responding in some nasty way. Alexikakos just expressed his personal disinclination in a polite way — after helpfully providing a link, even. He didn’t cast aspersions on Breathed, nor did he insult those of us who do like Bloom County, he just said he didn’t personally care for it.
People don’t react that way in real life, to someone’s face (Corzak included, I’m sure). I just enjoyed some tiramisu — if my lunch companion says “I don’t really care for tiramisu,” I certainly would never say “well then I don’t care for you, leave the table!!”
Honestly. The internet would be a much better place if more people could refrain from insult or attack when expressing a personal preference. I don’t happen to agree with you about Bloom County, Alexikakos, but I do appreciate your manners.
Hoodude over 11 years ago
..phfttt..
tbritt99 over 11 years ago
Awesome crossover thread. I miss Bloom County.
jtatusko over 11 years ago
This is hysterical…I almost gave up reading the comics after Bloom County went out…until I found Pearls. I love it.
Number Three over 11 years ago
LOL… Awesome strip!
xxx
OhioTechyDude over 11 years ago
Absolutley loved this! Nice, Stephan, nice!
mattspade over 11 years ago
Great. The only way this could have been better is if Bill and Opus were locked up with the guys.
Henry Boyter over 11 years ago
Love it. For those of us that read Bloom County in the day, like we now read Pearls now, Thank You. I have always thought there was a little of Opus in Pig, now I’m more sure.
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Anything well done in the comics medium is rare, and Bloom County was truly one of the all-time greats; I almost have the entire Complete Collection on my shelf. :Thank you, Stephan.
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Love it!!
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Who got Steve out of jail? That’s my question.
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
Opus appeared in the September 24, 2005 Pearls strip as one of the characters not invited to Blondie’s anniversary party.
http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/09/24
bordsenius over 11 years ago
I assume BIll The Cat is in the adjoining cell?
georgejohnson over 11 years ago
Bloom County was featured many years ago in a birthday invite—still classic
Tirasmol over 11 years ago
oh my! my two favorite strips collide!
the_terrible over 11 years ago
Yay, Steve Dallas! I love it.
wrysmile over 11 years ago
Now THIS is a “mash-up” that works!
banananananana over 11 years ago
STEVE DALLAS! :D
SandiLee45 over 11 years ago
A blast from the past! I have all the Bloom County books and recognized Steve Dallas right away … made me smile. As for that ratty crew in the slammer? Well, they might be better off in jail than being represented by Steve! Love Pearls! Love Breathed … still have a little stuffed Opus.
SandiLee45 over 11 years ago
I’m all for Opus showing up, but it’s okay if you don’t bring Bill the Cat in, Stephen, not one of my favorite characters.
mcoelho over 11 years ago
I love the “look it up kid, look it up!”
cconfangirl over 11 years ago
bad day at work and needed my funnies…..mr.dallas you’ve made my day!
Alms4Thorby over 11 years ago
I didn’t know PBS was set in Bloom County.
Kim White Premium Member over 11 years ago
Awesome. Nicely done.
Reppr Premium Member over 11 years ago
Great move!
megoosf over 11 years ago
OK STEPHAN….. OPUS AND BILL THE CAT… ARE THEY HANGING WITH RAT… OR GUARD DUCK… OR GOD FORBID PIG….? MMMM… NEXT PANEL PLEASE…..
jjq224 over 11 years ago
“Bloom County” was my all time favorite strip. This one comic has now elevated “Pearls Before Swine” to the same level. Awesome job !
singlefemalelaywer over 11 years ago
ALL TIME FAVORITE STRIP !!!!!!! WHERE’S OPUS ??
Dannschaft over 11 years ago
I have to say, that was the highlight of my day. Pearls follows Bloom County in my daily line-up so it was a nice bridge.
lin4869 over 11 years ago
snerk
diana alexander over 11 years ago
Just…awesome :)
VAWhetsel over 11 years ago
Thank you, Mr. Pastis.
bashar327 over 11 years ago
Alexikakos “I never did care for any of Breathed’s work.”That’s because your a commie pinko hippy, Alexikakos.