Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 03, 2013

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    chiphilton  over 11 years ago

    @ellisburkesExtra comment from Saturday — there’s an addition to your “no navel” list. Annette Funicello promised Walt Disney she wouldn’t show her navel in those beach movies with Frankie Avalon.

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    chiphilton  over 11 years ago

    Don’t fall for it, Darby! Your fans are counting on you.

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    bitsy twill  over 11 years ago

    Knox: "That gummy-vite display is what the law calls an ‘attractive nuisance’.

    Darby: "And you, Knox, are what I call an “unattractive nuisance”.

    The peacock, in a cameo: “Hraaaaaaak!”

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    kdizzle  over 11 years ago

    I feel like suing this story line for non-support.

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    Ravenswing  over 11 years ago

    Huh. From a HIGH SCHOOL KID’s “reading” of the law. Usually, these strips don’t fail the reality test so badly, but this chump’s dad is opening himself up to a HUGE malpractice suit for having his teenage son “helping” with cases. And all Darby has to do is let it slip that the chump told her she should do it, and, well … let’s just say that the state’s board of bar overseers will have a field day.

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    rmacprivate  over 11 years ago

    It used to be a defense in Texas back in the 1800’s, to tell the judge: He needed killing your honor. Sigh, those were the good old days.

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    bearwku82  over 11 years ago

    No so long ago in a distant galaxy far, far away, Milford High School played baseball. Their coach was a pillar of the community,a family man. Students went to the local restaurant to socialize. I see the current ball seasons wrapping up in 3 weeks with zip.

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    chujusmith  over 11 years ago

    I think in the quaint town of Milford that Knox is engaged in a little known type of mating ritual known as “Being a Jerkus” and hopefully Darby won’t fall for it, but the veneer seems to be fading from her attitude as she contemplates a lawsuit.

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    Mopman  over 11 years ago

    So “Gummi **ts” were vitamins?

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    grshprnh  over 11 years ago

    Punch him out already, ick.

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    BikeMike  over 11 years ago

    Cher & CBS had navel issues also. Knox about to go knuckle deep in P3.

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    doublepaw  over 11 years ago

    Time for something more exciting in Milford, like maybe the chess team…………….

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    another parasitic lawyer in development. And yes there are good lawyers and we need them, but the parasites that sue when the plaintiff was really at fault suck.

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    Dragon0131  over 11 years ago

    I called that yesterday!!! This kid is a jerk and needs to be knocked down a bit. Maybe Gil should speak to Knox’s dad and let him know what the kid is doing.

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    Ravenswing  over 11 years ago

    Yeah … it’s sad. Martha Pearl started OUT being the Cool Principal, and then they turned her into a Grade A Jerk.

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