So true. The collected intelligence of any group of people gathered in any meeting is determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest person in the group, and dividing it by the number of people in the group, then subtracting the number of minutes that the meeting has dragged on. Most groups and committees end up in the negative IQ area.
margueritem over 11 years ago
Amen to that!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 11 years ago
Toada is so wise.
edclectic over 11 years ago
Resistance is futile…
emjaycee over 11 years ago
Bumper sticker I saw once: "We have engaged the Borg. Pre-reception at 7 pm. Ceremony at 8 pm.
King_Shark over 11 years ago
I’d have thought it would be Winky’s spleen.
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
All good ideas…
Pam can lower the Insectoids’ morale.
Cliff will sell them shirts, and they be restrained because the shirts don’t have enough arms.
Dr. Mel will provide them with monsters and robots and other inventions that will turn against them.
Including the chair Winky is testing.
Toada will confuse them with his wisdom.
The new guy will go native and surrender.
jreckard over 11 years ago
Looks like Brewster had a bored meeting.
OldDoug Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hey Brewster, I don’t learn much anywhere, but I agree with you about meetings.
Nebulous Premium Member over 11 years ago
Today Brewster learned more about meetings than any manager I’ve ever met.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
Drinks, anyone:Pam: StingerCliff: ManhatenDr: ZombieWinky: Buck RodgersNew guy: Bug Lite. . . ☻
ChessPirate over 11 years ago
“Doomed, we all are.”
Ermine Notyours over 11 years ago
The lack of coloring around Toda’s word balloon indicates he had more to say but was edited.
bopard over 11 years ago
Get a real big magnifying glass and point it at them, and have a real big pot of melting chocolate ready.
Dampwaffle over 11 years ago
So true. The collected intelligence of any group of people gathered in any meeting is determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest person in the group, and dividing it by the number of people in the group, then subtracting the number of minutes that the meeting has dragged on. Most groups and committees end up in the negative IQ area.
Dampwaffle over 11 years ago
This formula, by the way, completely explains the US Congress.
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
“I for one welcome our new insectoid overlords.”
RevvieQuar over 11 years ago
After all, a camel is a horse as designed by a committee.
LOWRIDER84 over 11 years ago
We have a poster in our meeting room:“Meeting noun “A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost”.“Keep it short people!”
tegm about 11 years ago
hahahaha… loved Mel’s response the best.