Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 17, 2013

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    palos  over 11 years ago

    I don’t understand why Pierre hasn’t proceeded to Step 2. Clearly the stick of butter has softened to room temperature (to the extent it ever will).

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    McSpook  over 11 years ago

    As comedian Steven Wright once observed, “Every room is room temperature.”

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    I tink, therefore I am…

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Having a fire in an igloo probably wouldn’t work that well would it?….How did they keep warm?

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    bluskies  over 11 years ago

    At least the fish sticks and the ice cream stay frozen on the way home…..

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    Q4horse  over 11 years ago

    Not to worry, in about a hundred years Tahiti’s climate will come to Pierre.

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    vwdualnomand  over 11 years ago

    one thing that tahiti has that northern canada doesn’t have is french polynesian ladies. no wonder ganguin moved there.

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    W͛h͛i͛z͛z͛e͛r͛P͛u͛p͛  over 11 years ago

    Because you don’t like living in the raw?

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    rmacprivate  over 11 years ago

    And this is why you can sell an Eskimo a refrigerator, keeps things from getting too cold.

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    sbchamp  over 11 years ago

    The cookbook sez it all…

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    DrJKnows  over 11 years ago

    Pierre can text Danae about what’s going on. Or maybe not.

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    gosfreikempe  over 11 years ago

    Ah, but “Southern” could mean the south of Canada. Even Northern Ontario might be south to him. But Nothern Ontario is pretty much anything north of the 49th parallel.

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    Ollyvah  over 11 years ago

    one of my favorite MAINE jokes go like this

    " Every one told me & the missus that we should head south for the wintah. I don’t know what they were talking about, cause it was just as cold in Kittery as it was at home!

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    jprozeboom  over 11 years ago

    Good catch, I didn’t notice it until you commented on it but then spelling is not my strongest suit.

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    Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    An igloo is warm because it is the temperature of ice. 32 degrees Fahrenheit. If it is 40 below outside the temperature change is 72 degrees. T shirt weather.US Army Arctic Test Center Fort Greeley AK 1973 to 1975. Arctic survival and warfare instructor. Heck of a note. Went from Viet Nam to Alaska. Never did figure that out but loved the change. To soften his butter he needs to stick it in his pants. He is French he knows what to do.

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    dabugger  over 11 years ago

    Now that is solid…….

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago

    and take up painting

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    attyush  over 11 years ago

    Anything you can do, I can do butter.

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    There’s nothing like Home Cooking !… That’s why I left, when I was old enough to figure out where I was, and never went back.

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    dflak  over 11 years ago

    Stay away from that Southern’ Cookin’ Pierre; it will clog up your arteries in a heartbeat. I’m not surprised that the recipe calls for a stick of butter – that’s just for your grits.

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    Caddy57  over 11 years ago

    Why does your comment remind me of the old Julia Child footage…even tho it is said she never drank…she always seemed half lit!

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    Vonne Anton  over 11 years ago

    Southern Cooking:*Step 1: Let stick of butter soften to room temperature.*Step 2: Eat it.

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    Gokie5  over 11 years ago

    Y’all.

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    Hermicus  over 11 years ago

    Per a Google search, "even when the temperature outside is -50 degrees F (-46 degrees C), temperatures inside the igloo can go up to 60 degrees F (16 degrees C)! "

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    rockngolfer  over 11 years ago

    Only 3 more days until summer.I predict that it will be about 92 by day and 78 at night until October.

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    Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    How will he ever chill his wine to the proper temperature. With a no ice.Actually in Indian they would make ice using salt with water in an evaporation process. When the British occupied it was one of things they showed the Brits how to do. You can make ice in summer.

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    Alms4Thorby  over 11 years ago

    Miller should have run this one in January, not June.

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    wrwallaceii  over 11 years ago

    Besides being a bit warmer; isn’t Tahiti a French Colony or at least French speaking Island? So Pierre wouldn’t need to speak another language… or maybe just French with a Canadian accent, hey.

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