Uh———what were we talking about. No, no I don’t have any idea, I’ve slept since we talked last. Oh, that was only three minutes ago. Like I said, I’ve slept since then.
It is not that no one cared about finishing the quote, it is more that all were working around it, like a jazz musician playing many permutations of a melody without resolving it.
I want this one on mine“What, me worry?” Always loved A.E. Newman.Others come to mind“I told you this was a bad idea.”“I think it said “Danger Mine Field”.“Was that the red wire or blue wire?”“Are we on Jackass?”“They will so love this on Youtube!”“Slow down I see spots the lines on the road look like dots.”(Hot Rod Lincoln song)“Is that shadow around us getting bigger?”“Is that a helicopter?” (Said by bad guys in Afghanistan and Iraq while on camera.)
I got a good one; Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn’t the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go.- from a tombstone in NY circa 1938.
“I can do this with one hand tied behind my back!”.“Its all good, dear. Bears love honey. Put more on my hand it will make a great cover photo for our Christmas cards”
pawpawbear about 11 years ago
Uh———what were we talking about. No, no I don’t have any idea, I’ve slept since we talked last. Oh, that was only three minutes ago. Like I said, I’ve slept since then.
Linux0s about 11 years ago
“Those who forget the past are destined to repeat 5th grade.”
Varnes about 11 years ago
Those who remember the future are, um…..wait, this was the future a second ago!
jack fairbanks about 11 years ago
those who remember the past will lie about it anyway
edclectic about 11 years ago
last chance…
edclectic about 11 years ago
But it’s always good reheated.
jreckard about 11 years ago
Those who forget to paste have to control-c all over again.
cdward about 11 years ago
Best one-word graves stone: “Oops”
Aaberon about 11 years ago
Once again, I am in the middle of Greatness: you are ALL so quick-witted this morning!!
rockngolfer about 11 years ago
Hold my beer and watch this.
pwright370 about 11 years ago
I dare you.
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
Add this… I was, and wasn’t!
Jack Straw about 11 years ago
Noooooo- do you know anything about parachuuuuuuutes?
QuiteDragon about 11 years ago
It is not that no one cared about finishing the quote, it is more that all were working around it, like a jazz musician playing many permutations of a melody without resolving it.
meboado about 11 years ago
Here is one I saw in Tombstone, AZ as a kid.Lester MooreShot with a 44No less no more
Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago
I want this one on mine“What, me worry?” Always loved A.E. Newman.Others come to mind“I told you this was a bad idea.”“I think it said “Danger Mine Field”.“Was that the red wire or blue wire?”“Are we on Jackass?”“They will so love this on Youtube!”“Slow down I see spots the lines on the road look like dots.”(Hot Rod Lincoln song)“Is that shadow around us getting bigger?”“Is that a helicopter?” (Said by bad guys in Afghanistan and Iraq while on camera.)
Linguist about 11 years ago
The one good thing about getting older is….er…ah.. whatever !
alfracto about 11 years ago
I’m pretty sure that black wire is the ground one. Eh?
alfracto about 11 years ago
Wet floor bare feet so what!
dflak about 11 years ago
What I want on my tombstone is: “What does a guy have to do to get a cup of coffee around here?”
watmiwori about 11 years ago
…who don’t remember either. They are frequently quoted by historians as authorittivesources.
Linguist about 11 years ago
Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday, and Now you know why !
Neat '33 about 11 years ago
Frankly, I’d rather be in Philadelphia ! W.C. Fields marker !
unca jim about 11 years ago
“at last… a diet that worked.”
pawpawbear about 11 years ago
This was great fun today. Let’s get together and do it again sometime.
KEA about 11 years ago
…or have it boil over.
Blossoming about 11 years ago
YES!… Amnesia at it’s best!…
tigerchik32 about 11 years ago
I got a good one; Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn’t the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go.- from a tombstone in NY circa 1938.
live.the.future about 11 years ago
Wiley should put out a book that is a collection of nothing but these cemetery cartoons.
Varnes about 11 years ago
dflak, good one….
watmiwory…..You say that now, bot now isn’t what is used to be either…
Varnes about 11 years ago
dflak, good one!
watmiwory, Oh, sure you say that now, but now isn’t what he used to be either…
Hunter7 about 11 years ago
“I can do this with one hand tied behind my back!”.“Its all good, dear. Bears love honey. Put more on my hand it will make a great cover photo for our Christmas cards”