Heart of the City by Steenz for June 27, 2013
Transcript:
Heart: holy shamoley! Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together again. Heart: Oh. Wait. Nevermind. They just broke up. Pretty nast twitter war. Heart: Omg! you're not gonna belive it! They just were spotted together again! Dean: If you need me, I'll be dunking my head.
blunebottle over 11 years ago
Self-waterboarding…..a pleasant alternative to being tortured with celebrity minutiae…..
perceptor3 over 11 years ago
Go to YouTube and search “Justin Bieber death battle.” They pit him versus Rebecca Black. Guess who loses?
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 11 years ago
Bieber is done. .Not what he does for a living, it’s what he’s doing otherwise..Either he will almost crash and pull out at the last minute or just crash..But basically I think we’re all tired of hearing about his childish acts.
monkeyhead over 11 years ago
I would love it if Heart was made to read a book, enjoyed it so much that that author sucked her into reading more of the same and she became obsessed with books instead of stupid wannabe celebrities.
rmacprivate over 11 years ago
The way he drives, he should take himself out real soon. Too bad a nice car will have to be wrecked for it to happen.
Joseph McFarlane over 11 years ago
Hope he doesn’t take out anyone else!
sjsczurek over 11 years ago
All together now: “I read the news today, oh boy…..”
samfran6-0 over 11 years ago
Justin Bieber is justin baby who got too much money too young. It’s going to take a while for him to grow up as the cases of other too rich too young celebrities.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
In what Dean?
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Yeah, this is pretty insufferable. True to life, though.