Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 05, 2013
Transcript:
Girl: How's your summer, Mrs. Olsen? Mrs. Olsen: I'm bored. I'm the chairman of the bored. I'm a lengthy monologue. I'm living like a dog. I'm bored. Girl: I'm not bored. I'm not hallucinating that you're quoting Iggy Pop. Mrs. Olsen: Iggy Pop? That twit Frazz told me it was Engelbert Humperdinick.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
if you are bored, how about turning your front lawn into a vegetable garden. and, turning your backyard into a vineyard.
peter over 11 years ago
Yes. With your right arm in a cast. Let’s do this.
… wait, erm…
Mr Nobody over 11 years ago
Every moment’s a day, every day seems a lifetime.
HeckleMeElmo over 11 years ago
Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
Mopman over 11 years ago
Almost impossible that a young kid would know Iggy Pop lyrics, but then it’s needed for the joke.
pumaman over 11 years ago
Mrs. Olsen needs some “Lust for Life”.
Totalloser Premium Member over 11 years ago
Next she is going to smear some peanut butter on her stomach
Thehag over 11 years ago
Nobody else has, so I will.
http://youtu.be/QGfHoPvOi3g
Strod over 11 years ago
With all due respect to Iggy Pop… I have never met a bored dog.
tahoeh2o over 11 years ago
Did Joe Cocker or did Engelburt Humperdinck?
RedsFan323 Premium Member over 11 years ago
as if an 8 year old knows Iggy Pop..
phoenixnyc over 11 years ago
C’mon, Mrs. O—you’re not that much older than I am…
fromasmalltowningermany over 11 years ago
[Obscure comment warning.]
A little man stands in the forest, very quiet and silentand has a cloak of sheer purple.
Tell me, who can be the little manthat there is in the forest alonewith the purple cloak.
fromasmalltowningermany over 11 years ago
@bigpuma: Uhm, in “Frazz” the kids are under the influence of Frazz, at least….
And there’s at least one German dreamy folk/pop song sung a few years later by the same interpreter (Ina Deter) as a hard rock song. I could very well imagine the fakeHumperdinck sing I’m Bored Spanish-Eyes-style.
[Of course, to me Engelbert Humperdinck is a 19th-century German Romantic (opera) composer, best known for Hänsel und Gretel. Mrs. Olsen wouldn’t confuse him with Iggy Pop – but then she probably only knows the pop singer who was so unimportant that he had to assume Humperdinck’s name to become famous.]
rfeinberg over 11 years ago
@HaveMopWillTravel
These kids are all cultural geniuses…it gets a bit tiresome.
DrummerDevil over 8 years ago
Those are some skinny legs!
childe_of_pan over 7 years ago
(-ahem- redundancy alert): Anyone who doesn’t like the strip is under no obligation to read it.