Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 26, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling In Walt Disney World, minutes away from beautiful Sanford, Florida... Disney's Florida Adventure Come explore the legendary state that manages to make mundane activities like voting or walking home from the store an EXCITING ADVENTURE! IT'S A SMALL-MINDED WORLD Float along as you watch adorable cherubs of different ethnicities gun each other down in a world of racism and fear! DUMBO ELEPHANTS Ride in nauseating circles as Florida Republicans pass idiotic laws, like ones that require welfare recipients to take drug tests, and prohibit employers from banning guns in the workplace, or doctors from even asking patients about guns. HAUNTED POLLING PLACE You'll gasp as you see the ghostly images of people whose names and identities were improperly purged from the voting rolls. FRONTIERLAND SHOOTIN' ARCADE You'll be transported back to the Wild West, or at least its legal philosophy. Yee-haw! Shoot 'em up an' Stand Yer Ground, podner! HALL OF RESIDENTS A breathtaking automatronic re-enactment of the historic polling incompetence that illegally gave George bush the presidency in 2000!
pam Miner over 11 years ago
This United states would be better off if we let Florida and Texas become dis-united with the USA.
taratus over 11 years ago
Global sea levels will soon inundate Florida drowning snakes both human and animal, but Texas may have to be disinvited into the Union.
megalon over 11 years ago
A bunch of left-leaning LIBERAL Democrats here – that includes Ruben Bolling!
kapock over 11 years ago
If we get separated, let’s meet at the T-Orca-ture Chamber, where intelligent, seagoing mammals are driven insane by confinement and coercion. Have fun!
Vermont Premium Member over 11 years ago
Florida’s even shaped like a gun!
elenasdisc over 11 years ago
States Rights…it’s in our constitution. The problem is with the voters who vote for these people. And radicals are more likely to vote than most of us reasonable liberals.
elenasdisc over 11 years ago
You are actually right. I have family down there and I don’t want to go any further south than Georgia…this year we’re stopping in S.C. for vacation.
elenasdisc over 11 years ago
It’s not Trayvon or George…it’s lawmakers and laws. You think they’re going to change theirs? Good luck.
avarner over 11 years ago
Bush still ?? Don’t get me wrong, I hated him. But if Chakra Al could have taken his home state – it might have been different. The people that knew him best didn’t even vote for him…
Sivadguod over 11 years ago
@Lonnie Hortick – How long have you been reading this strip that you’re just now realizing that fact?
hallcity1955 over 11 years ago
Don’t blame all of us in Florida—the Legislature has managed to gerrymand the districts so that they can keep electing some of the dumbest and most fanatic people in the State while the rest of us suffer.
And, Lonnie Horlick, if you don’t like the comic, don’t read it!
kamwick over 11 years ago
WAM! right on, and to the point. Unfortunately, being true and funny doesn’t make it any less sad….
Anarcissie over 11 years ago
States do not have rights and there is nothing in the U.S. Constitution pretending to give states rights.
ssejhill over 11 years ago
Hilarious! That is too funny.
WileECoyote0001 over 11 years ago
I predict that witin 50 years the country will split three ways. The northeast including NY, NJ, CT, PA, MA, etc. will become one country. The midwest will become a second country. California will become a 3rd country. Shortly after, all the liberal transplants from California will be kicked out of Colorado and Nevada. Then peace will reign.
kevin87031 over 11 years ago
@Alouicious, How can “all you leftist Yankees” be one Florida native?
Liam Burns over 11 years ago
Lots of liberal love here.
jpozenel over 11 years ago
Then there’s the other extreme on the west coast.
rwpikul over 11 years ago
Not really, in many nations a liberal will either be centrist or right wing.
Sure, in the US they’re on the political left but that’s because the US has a moderate right-wing party and an extreme right-wing party.
rwpikul over 11 years ago
Actually there are anarchists on both ends of the political spectrum: Marxist Anarchists on the left and Anarchist Libertarians on the right.
Guess which of those tend to lay claim to the term ‘liberal’? (Hint: It’s not the Marxists.)
pam Miner over 11 years ago
Because Mary Kopeckne would have said so? Texas is full of minimum wage jobs and won’r let Chicanos vote if he can, gerrymandered!Florida is run by a felon, convicted on 17 counts. he is another “brown or black, get off the track.black or brown, you don’t count.”“if you are old, do as you’re told,look in the fridge and count the mold.”“if you can’t see, it doesn’t matter to me”
Diane Lee Premium Member over 11 years ago
If we got rid of the electoral votes just in Texas- which is somewhere around 35, we would probably never have another Republican president. Adding Florida’s to the subtraction would clinch the deal. When Gov Perry announced that he was considering seceding, I wrote my relatives in Houston and asked if they needed any help with packing.
rwpikul over 11 years ago
Originally, ‘liberal’ generally referred to economic liberalism, (i.e. stuff like laissez faire capatilism). In much of the world it still defaults to that definition.
rwpikul over 11 years ago
A lie of omission is still a lie: What he was referring to was his actions in congress that, in part, lead things like ARPANet to develop into the Internet.
Protip: When parsing a 10 second soundbite, one should generally assume that it refers to those actions relevant to the speaker’s profession, (e.g. a politician claiming a role in creating something probably refers to things like pushing for government financing).