See if we can convince the Islamic terrorists of that beard stopping bullets trick. Might make things a bit easier. Or maybe that goes along with the 72 virgins.
“Not to worry Wiz;since you’re in Mid evil times there will be a while before Chuck arrives on the scene.”-It is sad so many seem to think The Wizard of Id is historical fiction rather than simple fantasy.It is not limited to what actually happened or what might have happened.The Wizard can use his power to ZAP Chuck Norris into his world.He has a dragon.Try to find that in medieval times.
I thought Chuck Norris was good sometimes I watched his show Walker Texas Ranger it wasn’t my favorite…it was filmed on location in Texas where I live but I don’t live in Dallas where it was filmed I live in Houston
hawgowar almost 11 years ago
There is no such thing as extinction – there are only species which Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 11 years ago
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member almost 11 years ago
What a terrible actor getting all of this attention..Sad world
WebSpider almost 11 years ago
Every time that I hear these Chuck Norris urban legends, I remember that movie: Return of the Dragon ;)
trekkkie052508 almost 11 years ago
And underneath his beard…is another fist!
KatD Premium Member almost 11 years ago
“Before he goes to sleep the boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.” Taken from a Chuck Norris site.
wndrwrthg almost 11 years ago
Chuckies acting ability is equal by his political acumen.
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 11 years ago
Her crystal ball must have accessed old Youtube videos of “Walker, Texas Ranger.”
brklnbern almost 11 years ago
See if we can convince the Islamic terrorists of that beard stopping bullets trick. Might make things a bit easier. Or maybe that goes along with the 72 virgins.
dzw3030 almost 11 years ago
Nobody laughs at the silly jokes more than Chuck Norris.
cadivor almost 11 years ago
Bing pop up covers the last page of comic. Anybody else has this problem?
AwelCruiz almost 11 years ago
Wizard of Id discovers the Chuck Norris facts phenomenon, and it only took them seven years to do it. Next week, “I’m Rick James, bitch!” references.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction almost 11 years ago
“Not to worry Wiz;since you’re in Mid evil times there will be a while before Chuck arrives on the scene.”-It is sad so many seem to think The Wizard of Id is historical fiction rather than simple fantasy.It is not limited to what actually happened or what might have happened.The Wizard can use his power to ZAP Chuck Norris into his world.He has a dragon.Try to find that in medieval times.
frameitmt almost 11 years ago
Norris is an empty head
tazz555 almost 11 years ago
A king cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After three of excutiating pain….the snake died
tazz555 almost 11 years ago
On the 8th day God created Chuck Norris
tigerchik32 almost 11 years ago
Okay I’m just going to come out and say this… I NEVER LIKED CHUCK NORRIS AND I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HIM!!!!!
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Oy.
stvmann71966 almost 11 years ago
Global warming does not exist – Chuck Norris was cold one day so he turned up the sun.
AmyGrantfan51774 almost 11 years ago
I thought Chuck Norris was good sometimes I watched his show Walker Texas Ranger it wasn’t my favorite…it was filmed on location in Texas where I live but I don’t live in Dallas where it was filmed I live in Houston