Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 06, 2013

There is no such thing as extinction – there are only species which Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

What a terrible actor getting all of this attention..Sad world

Every time that I hear these Chuck Norris urban legends, I remember that movie: Return of the Dragon ;)

And underneath his beard…is another fist!

“Before he goes to sleep the boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.” Taken from a Chuck Norris site.

Chuckies acting ability is equal by his political acumen.

Her crystal ball must have accessed old Youtube videos of “Walker, Texas Ranger.”

See if we can convince the Islamic terrorists of that beard stopping bullets trick. Might make things a bit easier. Or maybe that goes along with the 72 virgins.

Nobody laughs at the silly jokes more than Chuck Norris.

Bing pop up covers the last page of comic. Anybody else has this problem?

Wizard of Id discovers the Chuck Norris facts phenomenon, and it only took them seven years to do it. Next week, “I’m Rick James, bitch!” references.

“Not to worry Wiz;since you’re in Mid evil times there will be a while before Chuck arrives on the scene.”-It is sad so many seem to think The Wizard of Id is historical fiction rather than simple fantasy.It is not limited to what actually happened or what might have happened.The Wizard can use his power to ZAP Chuck Norris into his world.He has a dragon.Try to find that in medieval times.

Norris is an empty head

A king cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After three of excutiating pain….the snake died

On the 8th day God created Chuck Norris

Okay I’m just going to come out and say this… I NEVER LIKED CHUCK NORRIS AND I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HIM!!!!!

Oy.

Global warming does not exist – Chuck Norris was cold one day so he turned up the sun.

I thought Chuck Norris was good sometimes I watched his show Walker Texas Ranger it wasn’t my favorite…it was filmed on location in Texas where I live but I don’t live in Dallas where it was filmed I live in Houston