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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 22, 2013
September 21, 2013
September 23, 2013
Transcript:
Noise: THWACK ZING KLANG
Ned: Uh...that sounds like a 12-year-old boy's idea of how golf should be played.
Bob: Yeah, but it'd finally be worth watching on TV.
This looks like a step or two above âCaddy Shackâ with the exploding greens. Just add a few unmarked land mines and armored air ships just surviving eighteen holes should make the player feel pretty good about their game.
===========Also going âback in timeâ a bit; Comic wise, Remember Mr. Millerâs strip on August 28, 2013? Shot gun golf. Check out this video from Wimp Videos: http://www.wimp.com/drivingrange/
AhhhhhâŠWhich panel is my favorite? I love Sunday WileysâŠ..OK, sure, of course, itâs the one with the bearsâŠ.Thatâs cheatinâ Wiley, you know how I love your bearsâŠ.Although, the explosions are pretty coolâŠâŠ
We used to play Cowboy Golf when I lived in Arizona. I wonât go in to all the details, except to say it involved horses, ânatural terrainsâ , and of course, constant re-hydration.
I got worried about my momâs ability to interact with others when she started watching golf on TV, a game she had never previously been interested in. I told my sibs we shouldnât wait until she started watching bowling.
Jack Lelanne, the famous fitness fanatic, would run from hole-to-hole as part of his daily exercise program. For his 65th birthday, he went for a mile swim, while towing 65 boats!
Iâm pretty sure playing golf that way would help cut down the human population and since the golfers would have to sign papers to compete so no one can sue, everyone wins.
attyush over 11 years ago
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
wrwallaceii over 11 years ago
This looks like a step or two above âCaddy Shackâ with the exploding greens. Just add a few unmarked land mines and armored air ships just surviving eighteen holes should make the player feel pretty good about their game.
===========Also going âback in timeâ a bit; Comic wise, Remember Mr. Millerâs strip on August 28, 2013? Shot gun golf. Check out this video from Wimp Videos: http://www.wimp.com/drivingrange/
RoadTrip3500 over 11 years ago
Miller Lite gave it a shot in 1994http://youtu.be/bgfVIPP1R70
poppy1313 over 11 years ago
Golf is a little boring âŠ. I never got white ball fever
artybee over 11 years ago
Dirt-biking (even without the extra hazards) is much more fun than golf.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 11 years ago
James Caan would approve. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073631/
ellisaana Premium Member over 11 years ago
Looks more like Chaugan or Polo than golf.
roctor over 11 years ago
Golf, soccer, WNBA, NascarâŠ.
Varnes over 11 years ago
AhhhhhâŠWhich panel is my favorite? I love Sunday WileysâŠ..OK, sure, of course, itâs the one with the bearsâŠ.Thatâs cheatinâ Wiley, you know how I love your bearsâŠ.Although, the explosions are pretty coolâŠâŠ
Varnes over 11 years ago
Thwack, Zling, KlangâŠ..I think Iâve found the name of my next band!
jreckard over 11 years ago
I guess the airship qualifies as a bogie at 12 oâclock.
Aaberon over 11 years ago
Insert Calvin�
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
I collect stray ballsâŠdoes anyone want to play with my Balls?
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
I might watch that, maybe.
milania over 11 years ago
If one knows anything about golf, one would realize itâs a lot of fun to watch the pros on TV exactly the way it is!
mr_sherman Premium Member over 11 years ago
At the beginning I thought I was reading a Zen Pencils parody.
EighthAt14 over 11 years ago
Thatâs polo, not golf.
Tetonbil over 11 years ago
Beautiful Wiley, just beautiful. LMAO!
dabugger over 11 years ago
some never grow up; never get real or have a lifeâŠ.
KEA over 11 years ago
Anyone who says golf is boring doesnât understand the game. (true for any activity, actually, with the possible exception of competitive macramĂ©)
Linguist over 11 years ago
We used to play Cowboy Golf when I lived in Arizona. I wonât go in to all the details, except to say it involved horses, ânatural terrainsâ , and of course, constant re-hydration.
Caddy57 over 11 years ago
Caddyshack on steroids! Yeah Iâd watch that , the pesky gopher would be the least of their worries!
watmiwori over 11 years ago
Iâd vote basketball one of the sillier games: a bunch of 7,5 footpituitqry cases running up & down stuffing a ball in a hoop at eye level. Mnyeh!
David_J Premium Member over 11 years ago
Full contact golf. Similar to American football. Now THAT would be a game to watch!
lmonteros over 11 years ago
I got worried about my momâs ability to interact with others when she started watching golf on TV, a game she had never previously been interested in. I told my sibs we shouldnât wait until she started watching bowling.
Enoki over 11 years ago
Explosions and machineguns make sports better! Thatâs why war is so exciting!
jahoody over 11 years ago
that would sure make even Nascar more excitingâŠmore like a steeple chase course.
mistercatworks over 11 years ago
Jack Lelanne, the famous fitness fanatic, would run from hole-to-hole as part of his daily exercise program. For his 65th birthday, he went for a mile swim, while towing 65 boats!
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
Bob makes sense. You only use the hi def TVâs so you can dissect the landscaping.
Wiley creator over 11 years ago
Will you settle for a new Homer story?
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 11 years ago
Iâm pretty sure playing golf that way would help cut down the human population and since the golfers would have to sign papers to compete so no one can sue, everyone wins.
chromosome Premium Member over 11 years ago
Canât understand why so many people enjoy watching golf on TV. The only way I would do it is if it were like this âtoon!
lindz.coop Premium Member over 11 years ago
Got the age right anyway!!