Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 12, 2009

Good one, farlefty.

The horses had to climb one on top of the other to make it across, which wasn’t a pleasant experience for the bottom most equine. Lord Pantleroy was forced to wear his sh!t kickers everyday, which caused great unhappiness among the boot blacks.

Eventually, it got so big that someone decided it needed a name. Henceforth, it became known as DC (Diddly Crap)>

This must have happpened in Denmark or Norway (because of the ø). On the other hand, I wouldn’t put it past Teresa to set it in the Faroe Islands.

…and all spoke in hushed tones.

And there they stand, up manure lagoon without a paddle.

That’s how it is when you have a PhD - Piled Higher and Deeper

Manure Lagoon? I think I went to school with him.

Time to do the dredging! Any volunteers?

And um … that looks to me like Milady Pantleroy.

If they had have laughed it would have been that ‘muwhahaha’ laugh of fat spiders, over-the-hill baritones, newly-emptied rubbish tins and the vaults of giant corporations made mainly of glass and arrogance.

A local farmer was working on a tractor. It tipped over and pinned him beneath it, where he drowned in the bottom of his manure lagoon.

Until one day, a boy saw his favorite Bollywood film star from across the lagoon and swam across to get his autograph.

I thought lagoon was the French word for idiot…

I would have laughed (but under my breath)

I say, ol’ chap, you look MARVELOUS!

A double-decker horse! Cool.

Agitating Liquid Manure Lagoon: http://tinyurl.com/bxjohb

Fecal plumes are no laughing matter, but poop jokes are still funny.