Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 25, 2013

The Fried Chickens: “We will crunch you, and boil you in oil!”

The Uranus People: You’re not going to wipe us away that easily.

Us Jelly Bean people are beautiful teasers…..Hey, you…..

The Ice Cream Cone people: we aren’t licked yet!

Rocky Rococo: “You haven’t seen the last of me, Danger!”Nick Danger: “No, but the first of you turns my stomach!”

The Timex band: “We’ll be watching you.”

The Maideform Islanders: “We’ll make sure you’re busted.”

The Sleepwalkers of Serta: “We will NOT take this lying down!”

The Knights of Pluto’s Castle:“Well, on that moat, we’re leaving. "

The Fraction People: “We will half our revenge.”

The Spring (or Helium) People: “You can’t keep us down!”

The Spleen People: “Agh! My Winky!!!”

That’s 6 months of Pastis toons out the window.

The Dog People: “Looks like we were barking up the wrong tree!”

Old joke alert:Defeated glass Window People to the Tree People, “Tree MEND us.”.I’ll sneak away now. :-)

The Dr. Scholls: Victory over de feet!! . . . ☻

The Cat People: Yawn.

The Terminators – “We’ll be back!”The Dog People – “We’ll be bark!”The Musical Notes – “We’ll be Bach!”

Those aren’t the Killer Klowns from Outer Space, are they?

The Harpoon people: “Next time, we’ll whale the dickens out of you!”`The Broom people: “Next time, we’ll be bristling with anger!”

Well done, on all levels.

The ExLax People: “We’ll be going now.”

The Elevator Men: “We won’t let you down.”

The Tree Monsters: “We will leaf you in pieces.”

The Vulture Men: “Carry-on.”

That’s it for me. Good night, and be sure to tip your waitress.

Parting words of … The French people from space: Oui shall return! A space pirate: Aye! Aye! shall return! A Cuban bandleader from space: Ai, ai, ay! shall return! The Madison Avenue people from space: We shill return! The Crab people: We shell return! The Seabird people: We shall re-tern! The Basic Cable Channel people: We shall rerun! The Procrastination people: We are here to conquer you! The Pun Hating people: Maybe we should just read “Tarzan”!

The Waitresses: “What do you think I am? A cow?”