Herman by Jim Unger for September 19, 2013

MY first really good chuckle of the morning. I have nothing to offer but thanks, guys. ROTFL

And he’s under a bowl of fruit… now if only there were a loom handy, nearby…

I like the levitating cup and saucer. Oooh, now that’s an idea – small shoulder- and neck-supported personal beverage ‘table’ for when you are trying to hold a plate and snack on canapés at a cocktail party.

You might try the underwear drawer. Nah, that’s too simple!

Well, if they’re not under the table, I don’t know where they could be?

go commando

and when were you planning on telling me about that new tattoo?

Commando!

Go commando……….just be sure to wipe good.

Hey ! He might as the late Graucho Marx; he shot an elephant in his one time and…………oh wait ! He was in his PJ’s at the time.

“theyre on teh grey recliner, where ya left them… just slide your hand up under Father "Malleys leg, say three “Hail Mary’s” and give a tug…."

“theyre on teh grey recliner, where ya left them… just slide your hand up under Father "Malleys leg, say three “Hail Mary’s” and give a tug…."

“Dear..they’re still up on the dining room chandelier..You know after you came home drunk and horny last night.”

“Keep looking.”