Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 04, 2013

Not as weird as those folks wearing telephones in their ears, hidden by their hair or hat, so you think they are talking to themselves.

A wired headset? How last decade is that?

That’s dancing?

Don’t bother with the music, Arlo. If Janis is doing yoga, the music sounds like a cross between bad Enya music and whales humping.

Yoga!!

Tai Chi

….shake, shake, shake, senora…(Jump in the Line, Harry Belafonte…)

Has she been inspired by Miley Cyrus?

Nice move Janis!

twerk it, baby, twerk it!

“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

Actually, yes I have. Many belly dancers have lovely round figures. Ballet dancers who don’t keep dancing often turn to fat (rather like older football players.)

Having said that — I love this strip. I believe Janis is doing tai chi, but it could be her own form of interpretive dance.

You don’t like opera.

Limber little minx ain’t she?

It could be yoga or tai chi…yoga isn’t really supposed to be done as one static pose after another, but a series of movements performed fluidly, with pauses when the pose is reached.