Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 19, 2013

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    einarbt  over 11 years ago

    Itch away I say.

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    Boss said: " It’s about time you boys did some traveling ! "

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    Dtroutma  over 11 years ago

    ^Hmm, was Danae in Chicago???

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    Can't Sleep  over 11 years ago

    See? And you thought the NSA didn’t do anything cool!And now we know what Danae wants to do when she grows up.

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    poppy1313  over 11 years ago

    I think they are from a parallel universe split off when they time traveled back.

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    wrwallaceii  over 11 years ago

    Oh yeah, it’s a fun and make-believe job until somebody goes and makes it real. And then it becomes work.

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    Space_cat  over 11 years ago

    Sounds familiar? Our Government officially denies the existence of UFO’s and Aliens. Yet Congress passed a law making it a federal crime to actually go up to a UFO (if you can find one) and physically touch it!

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    LeslieBark  over 11 years ago

    Thank you, Androgenoid. Here’s a link to The Men Who Murdered Mohammed by Alfred Bester: http://arthursbookshelf.com/sci-fi/bester/alfred%20bester%20-%20the%20men%20who%20murdered%20mohammed.pdf

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Itchy…What, is there poison ivy in that field?

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    roctor  over 11 years ago

    We have a 51st state?

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    Q4horse  over 11 years ago

    I want the NSA job that monitors comic comments for anti Obama commentators.

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    rockngolfer  over 11 years ago

    That is caused by eddies in the space-time continuum.Eddie is where?

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    joeshmo30  over 11 years ago

    ok, i havve to say it, the one guy looks like benjamin franklin! o_O

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    emptc12  over 11 years ago

    They pretend to work, and the government pretends to pay them: “Oh, oh … sorry. Your checks have been delayed sometime in the 26th Century. Chrono-congress still hasn’t okayed the Federation budget.”

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    Beleck3  over 11 years ago

    i bet we have more than 57, lol. 51 is Israel, count all the overseas bases and voila!!! empire unrivaled!!

    and Danae gets a ping

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    dogday Premium Member over 11 years ago

    No, Danae. The coolest make-believe-job-that’s-real is Protector of the Planet, employed by the U. N. I’ve just got to believe that a silver jumpsuit, cape and boots come with that job.

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    dabugger  over 11 years ago

    But Danae, these buys are not a fantasy and ya gotta believe. Its ‘make believe’; its ‘’we make you believe’!

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    rpbass  over 11 years ago

    To freak them out, Danae should have told the spooks that when they entered the house, they also entered her time machine and now they are traveling through time at the rate of 1 second per second and they can never go back to the time when they entered the house. ;-)

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    Dr. Who can explain everything. Where is that phone kiosk ?

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    Potrzebie  over 11 years ago

    What is the seal shown on the agent’s credentials? I hope it’s a snake eating it’s tail, that would be most fitting.

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    BaconBoyCamper  over 11 years ago

    Aren’t we all, every one of us, “time travellers”, travelling on our big blue marble?

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    milania  over 11 years ago

    The kid gives me the creeps…..

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    Gokie5  over 11 years ago

    Hey, Notso, I was going to say that!

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    Gokie5  over 11 years ago

    I’d guess that Danae can make mincemeat of the NSA bureaucrats.

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    dflak  over 11 years ago

    I like to play with alternative hisotries. 1491: Columbus gets the flu and dies. 20th century: Eurpean intelligence specialists look at sattelite imagy,“Hey, what that?”

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    meowlin  over 11 years ago

    Or, as the TWZ episode demonstrated (as well as Audrey Niffenegger’s The Time Traveller’s Wife), even if you could travel back in time, you wouldn’t be able to change anything.

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    Caddy57  over 11 years ago

    Aliens never bothered Obama before (broader voting base) Why now?

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    pcolli  over 11 years ago

    “Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so.”

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    tigerchik32  over 11 years ago

    Oh, you’ve heard of the Many Worlds theory?

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    reynard61  over 11 years ago

    @ A_Dream4u: Hate to burst your paranoia bubble (heh, not really!); but no, it isn’t. As it says in the linked article, it was legal for Teh Gummint to quarantine people who were suspected of having come into contact with space aliens or their transportation, but the law was apparently removed from the books in 1991.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 11 years ago

    You guys haven’t seen the show 7 days? According to it the NSA is responsible for time travel

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    bluskies  over 11 years ago

    No more than having your credit card company raise your credit limit means you owe more. It’s what you do with it, not what you can do.

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    MartyLikeIts1991  almost 4 years ago

    Dad: Danae, what do you want to be when you grow up? Danae: NSA Time Travel Prevention!!!

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