Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 14, 2013

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    Bilan  about 11 years ago

    Fortunately, the censors don’t need censoring.

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    Bilan  about 11 years ago

    He went to UC Berkeley? Does that make him a Bear Ass?

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    hariseldon59  about 11 years ago

    I wonder if he’s related to Danny Donkey.

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    Ida No  about 11 years ago

    He IS a smart ASS!

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    bubjerryk  about 11 years ago

    I support Rat’s right to use the word of his choice – as long as it isn’t Lemming

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    margueritem  about 11 years ago

    He’s so smart that he can sit on ice cream and tell what flavor it is.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 11 years ago

    I’m on the side of both Rat and the censors.

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    jeeprider Premium Member about 11 years ago

    my dad always said, why don’t donkeys talk? cuz no one likes a smart ass

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    amyhre2001  about 11 years ago

    Smart ass or rich ass?

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    Partyalldatyme  about 11 years ago

    Whenever I’m accused of being a smart ass, I respond, “Better than being a dumb ass.”

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    Harry Grapjas  about 11 years ago

    Not being English, I have never been punished for using words like F*. I can call my wife a B* and she’ll smile, but I shouldn’t use the Dutch equivalent or all hell will break loose.

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    Ottodesu  about 11 years ago

    In Australia, a Member of Parliament from the Country Party once finished his speech with the immortal words:" … and I’m a Country Member!"To which was given the response:“OK, we’ll remember!”

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    eddie6192  about 11 years ago

    The “Smart Ass” here is Toon Boy.

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    Sisyphos  about 11 years ago

    The words themselves aside, I do love to see Cartoon-Boy beating up the Comic Strip Censors!

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    jmartin1955  about 11 years ago

    Looks like you out smarted the ass hat censors

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    Marc Schiffres  about 11 years ago

    I still feel like there’s at least one daily paper that would censor this…..

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago

    You can always tell a Harvard donkey…but you can’t tell him much!

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  about 11 years ago

    Seems like I’m always the smart ass……

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    Kaputnik  about 11 years ago

    The censors aren’t there because of the word “ass”. They’re there because Pastis is recycling an ancient joke.

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    Vonne Anton  about 11 years ago

    Does this mean I’m only allowed to go b-donkey fishing now?

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    gamer2k4  about 11 years ago

    Shouldn’t the snout in the last panel be colored grey, not tan? I’m pretty sure that’s Dr. Donkey’s nose, not Goat’s.

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    Destiny23  about 11 years ago

    Yes, context is key. On The Daily Show, they can say “Dick” in reference to Cheney, but the same word is bleeped when used as a phallic reference.

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    Destiny23  about 11 years ago

    At least the GoComics’ nannybot is less aggressive than it used to be. I can remember typing “Dick Van Dyke” and it came out “**** Van ****”…

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    Enoki  about 11 years ago

    No doubt about it… Was also a Major in the Army and his first name is John but he prefers Jack…

    That also makes him Major Jack Ass.

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    ChessPirate  about 11 years ago

    My friend Long Duc Dong was telling me about his trip to Bangkok to see his uncle, Lo Wang…

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    johnathanBing  about 11 years ago

    Is the good doctors first name Jack?

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    Number Three  about 11 years ago

    Duhhhhh!

    LOL xxx

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    knight1192a  about 11 years ago

    Poke fun at the censors with what Carlin called double words. Very nice.

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    craigwestlake  about 11 years ago

    You realize the most intelligent snake is the Smart Asp…

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    Jeff0811  about 11 years ago

    I remember a LONG time ago about 15 yrs or more, seeing a smart donkey sitting in a chair reading and a stupid rabbit. The caption said something about Smart ass / Dumb bunny. My dad saved it, he identified with the bunny.

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    HowieL  about 11 years ago

    There’s a company in the US that makes these large, really really large industrial fans. They just came out with a line for homes too. See www.bigassfans.com. (No, I have no connection to them.)

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    barister  about 11 years ago

    Just shoot me now……aaarrrggghhh.

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    Zebra=D  over 10 years ago

    the comic censor comes back on 2/12/14

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    comicsnerd74  over 9 years ago

    Okay. Whoa.

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    Larry Croc  almost 7 years ago

    mee ees srmat too! Mee eet smart ass!!

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    bewarethelowfflyingcornmuffin  over 1 year ago

    yes, yes it does

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