FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 24, 2013
November 17, 2013
December 01, 2013
Transcript:
Jason: Ok, so once you're done with the tutorial, click the mall icon and select a store. Paige: Ok, I picked one. Jason: All right, now press "O" for your mission objectives. Paige: "The invasion of Nordstromdy: defeat enemy lines and secure stylish beachwear at 75-percent savings." Jason: Get ready. It's starting. Paige: I can't see anything. Why's it so dark? Jason: It's 3:00 a.m. Equip your night vision goggles. Paige: AAAA! There's like an entire battalion camped out here! Jason: Don't panic. Remember the tutorial. Check your inventory. Paige: Keys...Credit cards...Gum...Ah, here we go! Cellphone! Page: Is this that new Call of Duty Mod? Jason: Yeah. "Black Friday Ops." Paige: But wait...if I call in an air strike, won't that hurt the beachwear?
meg_grif about 11 years ago
They bombed Bikini Atoll…
skeeterhawk about 11 years ago
Cute.
Wren Fahel about 11 years ago
I don’t “do” Black Friday and hate the very concept…but THIS was funny!
Pretzelcoatl about 11 years ago
3 am? Could be worse. Black Friday is apparently starting at 6 pm Thanksgiving Day at Walmart this year. I’m so very glad I don’t work there anymore.
Manhunter808 about 11 years ago
Beachwear in late November? No wonder it’s 75% off
biglar about 11 years ago
As the father of 11 and 13 year-old girls, I think this version would have legs…. Probably outsell all previous versions combined.
gcarlson about 11 years ago
Working my regular hospital job this Friday – gratefully not in the ER this week. Forget what I did last year; two years ago my shopping was for bird seed at A&C Feeds, where for all I know A rang me up and C carried the bag to my car, or vice versa, then ordered a book for my wife at City News – both locally owned.
BlackFrostWarrior about 11 years ago
I probably won’t be at home on Black Friday, but I do plan to be extremely far away from anything resembling a mall.
ChessPirate about 11 years ago
I’d really like to see beachwear 75% off!
Doctor11 about 11 years ago
Honestly, I avoid going shopping on Black Friday since I rather not get tramped to death by the nutty people.
AnonymousUser about 11 years ago
Sure beats going shopping on Black Friday.
emjaycee about 11 years ago
I always volunteer to work on the big holidays (Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, et al) so someone with local family can have the day off with their loved ones: mine are 1200 miles away. This year, I accepted an invite to an ‘orphans’ Thanksgiving and will be there all day. The hostess fell at work and messed up her back. Wish me luck on the potatoes (sweet and white).
...dfd almost 8 years ago
I would play this
-TrapperClicker
Comix are life over 6 years ago
Hahaha good one
Comix are life over 6 years ago
Lol
Comix are life over 6 years ago
Best mod ever
Ozzman25 about 6 years ago
Cute
jack is cheese about 3 years ago
mods at 3 am be like