Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 07, 2013

Shut up, Rat.

Their house used to have a second floor, but that’s another story. =rimshot=

Pig’s life certainly has its ups and downs.

An update on Stairway To Heaven?

Status is not that important. But given the danger posed by Pig-with-$50000-to-spend, Rat probably made the wisest possible snap decision on how to eliminate the danger….

Whle Rat is enjoying his high status, those two should cut off the power.

Pig, just stop listening to Rat. You’ll be much better off.

Trust me.

But, there’s no boardwalk???

This strip may have given him a lift, but methinks Pig got the shaft.

Looks like the elevator shaft about fills the house.

I wasn’t aware that Rat and Pig shared a house.

RE yesterday’s comic (because I thought of this too late):“After my date I had to signal the occupants of the house with that metal thing on a door.”“Knocker?”“No, we just held hands.”

Is that cow still up on the roof? This might be the way to get her down.

Looks pretty good… Not.

xxx

Carole King

I feel bad for Pig. He is always being hoodwinked or saying something that makes the others mad. :(

Sure it is! Regular folks were employed manufacturing the elevator, & the installers were regular folk & it will have to have maintenance & inspections by regular folk!

Yes indeed