Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 07, 2013

YES! Another wasted season has been brought to a close. OK, injuries submarined this team but if a coach is as good as Thorp, he should end up with better results, even with mediocre players.

Shout isn’t the word for what it makes me want to do.

It’s impossible that Tip could have landed in the end zone without a Valley Tech player anywhere close to him. Or maybe he vaulted in from the 15-yard line and cleared their line, their linebackers and their defensive backfield.

Fonzie would be proud!

Has anyone been keeping track of Milford’s win/loss record? I have an idea that they’ve had a winning season!

Tipperello’s SportsCenter highlight aggravated EES in P1. Nice Daniel Bryan reference in P3.

Next year on Game Day, Lee Corso is going to re-create the leap when they bring the set to the Milford/Valley Tech game. Of course, the interview with Big John Pascoe will fail miserably, but no one will notice as they cart Lee away on a mobile stretcher.

Hurdling is illegal by NFHS rules.

TD should have been disallowed.

Based on his cheerleading, I would have expected Tip to shout, “Positive resolution!” or “Satisfactory result!”

On the bright side, the pointlessness of this story arc has persuaded the aliens earth isn’t worth conquering. The space fleet is turning around in P3.

I believe hurdling is when you use an opponent for leverage. Illegal in high school, legal in college and the pros. But no level of football lets you use a teammate to launch yourself in the air.

I didn’t know Valley Tech was the Sharks

So before injuries they couldn’t win very often. Then after the team is decimated they go with the “run the quarterback every play” offense and upset the team going for the championship. Yah.

P2 reveals that BBJ must have had a bad acne breakout just before this last series of downs.

It could be third and goal to go from the 15. Actually, from anywhere on the field, provided penalties pushed you back.

They really shouldn’t be so excited. When your coach has to force a cheerleader to play to salvage your season, something’s pretty wrong.

In all reality, can Milford basketball be any worse than its football team ?

If you’re going to keep using my Flying Nunn joke, I’d like a little asterisk with footnote attributing it to me please

In that case, the point of my comment stands. There’s no way Tip could land with no defender anywhere near him.

@ ellis and ‘bear’……….. probably doesn’t even know who Roger was……. much less Ford Frick.