Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 17, 2013

Whoa. That tic-tac-toe-forearm-towel move completely obliterated the hearts levitating from the head of the kid with the Moe haircut. Swell story so far.

Reads like they will all break into a song & dance ala Grease or Glee!

“In love?” Looks like Moe is preparing to hurl in P2. Better clear the runway.

Whose peeking out from under a stairway,Calling a name that’s lighter than air,Whose bending down to give me a rainbow,Everyone knows it’s Wendy.

She’s your sister?….Hrrraaaakkkk!!

So much for making the playdowns in basketball this year. It looks like hormones have already disrupted the team chemistry.

Off limits? She wouldn’t even go to the dance with you, Wiley. It’s time you gave up on this creepy thing you have for your sister.

Hey! No barfing in the locker room!

In all reality, a jock to the face would have more effective than a towel to the face.

Haven’t seen hearts like that since the last time Veronica kissed Archie.

“You’re not in love, you’re in lust.Lust is much better.”Louis DePalma

As Tina Tuner says: “What’s love got to do with it??”

@EllisburkesGrooooaaaaaannnnn.