Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 28, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "Buttons....check. Dials....check. Switches...check. Little colored lights...check" Calvin: "Calvin, the airline pilot, is tenth in line for takeoff. His patience is at an end!" Calvin: "Ignoring the control tower's protests, Calvin guns the engines and passes the other planes, cutting across less crowded runways!" Calvin: "Rounding a corner, he opens the throttle! Stewardesses explaining the aircrafts safety features are hurled to the rear of the plane by the sudden acceleration!" Calvin: "All the other planets watch with envy as Calvin takes off ahead of schedule!" Calvin: "But what's this?! Another plane had already received clearance to land! It's headed for the same runway!" Calvin: "It looks like a mid-air collision over a crowded super highway at rush hour! Oh, what a price to pay for his hurry!" Mom: "I'm back! thanks for waiting so patiently" Calvin: "I could wait even longer if you'd buy me a third plane"
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
Love that kid’s imagination.
unnormal about 10 years ago
What’s this? . . . morality sneaking into the Calvin Calculation?
LEOKEV about 10 years ago
Boy have times changed. Leave a kid in a car now, and you’re up on charges.
Aurora Borealis about 10 years ago
Something I’ve always wandered, in the second to last panel, I wonder if that’s one of those instances where Watterson didn’t have enough space to draw the planes the way he wanted to, hence the really awkward angles they’re going towards each other at. I guess he also had to fit Calvin in there somehow. I can only imagine how different that would’ve looked after the new Sunday format.
Grem1in about 10 years ago
Nowadays, if you leave your kid in the car, you might get arrested. Jeeez.
basie.mynhardt about 10 years ago
Typical of mankind. Six years old and already showing a love for the unexpected and and gruesome. He’s not interested in the “mundane”, like car wrecks, though . A crash between two planes in mid-air are much more spectacular !
karthik5 about 10 years ago
this time around, calvin’s imagination is reflected in his toys and not in real life. I thought it was going to be a car crash.
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
Calvin wants his mom to return so that they can takeoff. That’s the plane truth.(Sorry………… Hope nobody got ill…………)
Calvin’s mom isn’t always so happy when she returns to the car:Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (September 9, 1986)Click here: Peanuts (August 25, 1964)Here is an early one, from the second month of Calvin and Hobbes:Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (December 18, 1985)kshannon38 about 10 years ago
Not always. Aspen does all its traffic opposite direction. But they try to do it one airplane at time.
Yngvar Følling about 10 years ago
Calvin, the airline pilot, does not bother with air traffic control’s instructions about which way to take off.
rshive about 10 years ago
Spiff would do better.
the mayor about 10 years ago
i love his imagination.
WalterWhite about 10 years ago
If you want to fly planes Calvin you better start doing your homework.
Kim Metzger Premium Member about 10 years ago
If it’s hot outside, you better believe you’ll get in trouble for leaving a kid in a car!
Karaboo2 about 10 years ago
Calvin is just killing time until Mom gets back.
Susie Derkins D: about 10 years ago
Well that would be wasting money now would it?
Ermine Notyours about 10 years ago
These days his mom would be charged for leaving Calvin in the car: for cruelty to kidnappers.
leadvocal2001 about 10 years ago
You can tell how old this is. If it happened today, Calvin’s mom would be in jail for child abuse.
CyberSpaceDrifter about 10 years ago
I see all the comments on how Calvin’s Mom would be jailed for leaving him in a car and am struck by the thought “Are we better or worse off today?”
At the age of 7, my parents would put me alone on a train bound for Philadelphia (about an hour & 20 minute ride) and the conductor would sort of look out for me each time he passed by collecting tickets until we got in to the station where my Great Aunt would meet me and I would spend time with her. At the end of my visit, the reverse scenario would occur.
Today, if I survived the molesters and other weirdos, my parents would surely be up on charges as well. However, I never had an issue, always had fun, and always returned in the same condition I left home (except for some extra cake & ice cream, of course).
So, again I ask, as a society, are we better off today or not ??
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
@CyberSpaceDrifter: As a society, we are both better-off and worse-off today.
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
This actually happened in Tenerife between two Boeing 747s on March 27, 1977..A few years before Calvin was “launched”…
Number Three about 10 years ago
Did Calvin’s mum do the ‘aeroplane’ thing with the spoon when she fed him?
xxx
Steve7435 about 10 years ago
They aren’t called “Stewardesses” any more… they are “Flight Attendants”.
Doublejake about 10 years ago
I hope Calvin’s noodle incident was a clever and amusing as yours!
marshalljpeters Premium Member about 10 years ago
Small detail. planes landing and taking off from the same runway do so in the same direction.Pilot Calvin probably took off in the wrong direction.
Aaron Saltzer about 10 years ago
Calvin’s finally doing something that isn’t mischievous or results in trouble. I’m surprised.
Chedder Cheese about 10 years ago
The fourth panel for some reason reminded me of the old comedy spoof “Airplane.”