Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 28, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "Buttons....check. Dials....check. Switches...check. Little colored lights...check" Calvin: "Calvin, the airline pilot, is tenth in line for takeoff. His patience is at an end!" Calvin: "Ignoring the control tower's protests, Calvin guns the engines and passes the other planes, cutting across less crowded runways!" Calvin: "Rounding a corner, he opens the throttle! Stewardesses explaining the aircrafts safety features are hurled to the rear of the plane by the sudden acceleration!" Calvin: "All the other planets watch with envy as Calvin takes off ahead of schedule!" Calvin: "But what's this?! Another plane had already received clearance to land! It's headed for the same runway!" Calvin: "It looks like a mid-air collision over a crowded super highway at rush hour! Oh, what a price to pay for his hurry!" Mom: "I'm back! thanks for waiting so patiently" Calvin: "I could wait even longer if you'd buy me a third plane"
BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
Love that kidâs imagination.
unnormal over 10 years ago
Whatâs this? . . . morality sneaking into the Calvin Calculation?
LEOKEV over 10 years ago
Boy have times changed. Leave a kid in a car now, and youâre up on charges.
Aurora Borealis over 10 years ago
Something Iâve always wandered, in the second to last panel, I wonder if thatâs one of those instances where Watterson didnât have enough space to draw the planes the way he wanted to, hence the really awkward angles theyâre going towards each other at. I guess he also had to fit Calvin in there somehow. I can only imagine how different that wouldâve looked after the new Sunday format.
Grem1in over 10 years ago
Nowadays, if you leave your kid in the car, you might get arrested. Jeeez.
basie.mynhardt over 10 years ago
Typical of mankind. Six years old and already showing a love for the unexpected and and gruesome. Heâs not interested in the âmundaneâ, like car wrecks, though . A crash between two planes in mid-air are much more spectacular !
karthik5 over 10 years ago
this time around, calvinâs imagination is reflected in his toys and not in real life. I thought it was going to be a car crash.
Hobbes Premium Member over 10 years ago
Calvin wants his mom to return so that they can takeoff. Thatâs the plane truth.(SorryâŚâŚâŚâŚ Hope nobody got illâŚâŚâŚâŚ)
Calvinâs mom isnât always so happy when she returns to the car:Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (September 9, 1986)Click here: Peanuts (August 25, 1964)Here is an early one, from the second month of Calvin and Hobbes:Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (December 18, 1985)kshannon38 over 10 years ago
Not always. Aspen does all its traffic opposite direction. But they try to do it one airplane at time.
Yngvar Følling over 10 years ago
Calvin, the airline pilot, does not bother with air traffic controlâs instructions about which way to take off.
rshive over 10 years ago
Spiff would do better.
the mayor over 10 years ago
i love his imagination.
WalterWhite over 10 years ago
If you want to fly planes Calvin you better start doing your homework.
Kim Metzger over 10 years ago
If itâs hot outside, you better believe youâll get in trouble for leaving a kid in a car!
Karaboo2 over 10 years ago
Calvin is just killing time until Mom gets back.
Susie Derkins D: over 10 years ago
Well that would be wasting money now would it?
Ermine Notyours over 10 years ago
These days his mom would be charged for leaving Calvin in the car: for cruelty to kidnappers.
leadvocal2001 over 10 years ago
You can tell how old this is. If it happened today, Calvinâs mom would be in jail for child abuse.
CyberSpaceDrifter over 10 years ago
I see all the comments on how Calvinâs Mom would be jailed for leaving him in a car and am struck by the thought âAre we better or worse off today?â
At the age of 7, my parents would put me alone on a train bound for Philadelphia (about an hour & 20 minute ride) and the conductor would sort of look out for me each time he passed by collecting tickets until we got in to the station where my Great Aunt would meet me and I would spend time with her. At the end of my visit, the reverse scenario would occur.
Today, if I survived the molesters and other weirdos, my parents would surely be up on charges as well. However, I never had an issue, always had fun, and always returned in the same condition I left home (except for some extra cake & ice cream, of course).
So, again I ask, as a society, are we better off today or not ??
Hobbes Premium Member over 10 years ago
@CyberSpaceDrifter: As a society, we are both better-off and worse-off today.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
This actually happened in Tenerife between two Boeing 747s on March 27, 1977..A few years before Calvin was âlaunchedââŚ
Number Three over 10 years ago
Did Calvinâs mum do the âaeroplaneâ thing with the spoon when she fed him?
xxx
Steve7435 over 10 years ago
They arenât called âStewardessesâ any more⌠they are âFlight Attendantsâ.
Doublejake over 10 years ago
I hope Calvinâs noodle incident was a clever and amusing as yours!
marshalljpeters Premium Member over 10 years ago
Small detail. planes landing and taking off from the same runway do so in the same direction.Pilot Calvin probably took off in the wrong direction.
Aaron Saltzer over 10 years ago
Calvinâs finally doing something that isnât mischievous or results in trouble. Iâm surprised.
Chedder Cheese over 10 years ago
The fourth panel for some reason reminded me of the old comedy spoof âAirplane.â