Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 23, 2014

Does this mean that Frank’s middle name is “Mikey” ? …That’s a pretty good “commercial” sounding name… what a “Life” he would have!… – Or maybe his middle name is Bran-Done …. – If her friend’s daughter is on a crayon diet, and is still in diapers, that may be the one time it is somewhat pleasant to change her diaper… just don’t hang that art on the wall, though….

Uh… he’s eating what? He probably needs to get a new eyeglass prescription.

With all of those “colorful” ingredients and preservatives, and long syllabled names, the ingredients should just say: “surprise!”……

“Monosodium poisonate” with nod to The Simpsons.

“Drawing Conclusions”“Cereal Killer”“Crunch Time”“Colorful Diet”or“The Art Of Breakfast”

bet crayons have all the same flavor, just like Froot Loops .

“….Don’t wanna argue, don’t wanna debate… don’t care about what kind of food you hate… you wont get no dessert, till you clean off your plate, so eat it! Just eat it!…”

“Brought to you” by… – Cheaties…. “The shortcut to a great day!”…. – Smellog’s… "Makers of Toot Loops, Beer-ios, Rainy Bran, and Frosted Plates…. – Irony Man Cereal… "It has the essential metals and minerals in it that you need…. Except we did forget about one !…

And by… IdaKnow cereal…. "The best answer to ’what’s for breakfast?’ "…

Most welcome!… – Weird Al actually has a zillion songs about food… My favorite is the Rocky parody, “The Rye Or The Kaiser”….

Hi-LAR-ity.

If Frank gets worried, he’ll find out it’s just a false alarm…

Yes!

Nancy is still fine-looking, even with her little reading glasses perched on her nose. And Frank is pretty casual about his breakfast food; after all these years, I guess he has a right to be.

Fun Fact: the Hawaiian shirt was invented when someone ate an entire box of crayons and then threw up on himself..Actual Fun Fact: you’ve probably eaten paraffin wax and food coloring too. It’s called Candy Corn.

Kitchen cabinets vanished in an instant.

Just make sure they’re low-cal, no trans fat crayons.

Ridiculous! It’s harmless.

She’s kind of old to have a friend with a kid of crayon-eating age!

Good Grief, “Dr. Nancy.”

Tell Your “Friend” Katina to Take the Kid to E.R. if She’s so Concerned, and Let Poor Frank Eat His Poison in PEACE!

Ten penny nail when I was 12“This too shall pass,”

Paraffin is inertHence its presence in many chocolate bars

Or hydrogen hydroxide

Did you know that you are full of deoxyribonucleic acid?

Educate yourself on what long funny sounding names are before you decide that they are evil.

Just checked wikipedia. Disodium guanylate is a natural ingredient found in dried fish and seaweed.

everything sounds horrifying if you call it by its chemical name. “dihydrgen monoxide” “Cholecalciferol” and tons of other stuff…

Thats because she eats that cereal also!

Pop-Tarts in England have a sticker over the nutritional information on the box because they aren’t nutritional enough.

Fruit Loops have NEVER had but one flavor.

“…how much does fruit flavor in a can cost in bulk ??”-—They could always fake it like they do by passing off bits of apple fermented in “natural & artificial” flavors and colors to make “berries”.(Red tincture made from crushed insects is “natural”.)

Boring old people jokes.

When I was anxious as a little girl, I’d munch on pencils and crayons in school…seemed to help if I am remembering correctly… ;)

And that’s after you just got done begging to get the “upgrade” from 4 to 8!….

I had a box, too!…. In my mind…. – For some reason, I didn’t fetch ’em when they were out… but at least I can look at them on the ’Net!…..