Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 14, 2014

Today is the ‘full-moon’. Just wonder how many will be putting theirs’ out there?

My wife is on a very strict diet.

No Crunchy Frogs?I want my Crunchy Frogs!

It’s the unmarked ones that worry me.

February 15th: When all chocolate is 75% off! (I borrowed this thought; gives me hope.)

No cockroach cluster? No spring surprise? Clearly this is a cheap knock-off of Whizzo Chocloates. (“Monty Python’s Flying Circus”, for the puzzled.)

Bring out the Cockroach Clusters and Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans.

“You never know…”

-TMI…

I do see a chocolate-covered cockroach in there. Maybe that will do as a low-grade substitute

“My wife is on a very strict diet.”#Yes,the latest fat killing diet: tree bark (no calories, fat or nutrition) and switch grass (nice and green). Sounds like my wife.

It looks like a second helping of “no one knows for sure…”

Mmmm!“Crunchy Frog”, heap good!

I really don’t want to know how the owl pellet got in there.

chocolate covered cockroach????!!!! ick!!!!!!!!!!!!..feel like I gonna hurl (Wayne’s World term for throwing up)…I didn’t get any candy today :’’(

oh and dark chocolate is good for you