Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 01, 2014

Wendy, don’t go! He’s a rat! Wynn’s grades must be great. He’s either watching cartoons or playing video games every time we see him off the court. But come to think of it, Milford students don’t seem to study much.

It’s understandable that we don’t see them in classes, but it has always bothered me how much time they have in the hallways between classes.At the same time, those hallways are very sparsely populated.

Hamani Gaines is still suffering from PTSD after the freak car-flipping incident in the parking lot of Ricozzi’s so his wily defender, per the scouting report, yelled “SCREECH!” in a cartoonish font right as the ball was being released.

In this P C world, probably best not to speculate on P1, other than both are on the same team and for some reason playing against each other!

Hmm, today is tough. As Obi-Wan would say, “The boring is strong with this one.”

Wow, Milford loses another tight game. Seems to be a trend with Gil over the last six years. Been a long time since we’ve heard that “On To State” chant.

Toucha,Toucha, touch me, I wanna be dirty. Gil Thorp Horror Show

The impact of losing your 6 foot power forwards proved too much for The Fightng Gilfords. P2- Moonpie looks to have taken a foreign object to the cheek. Maybe a young Central tough lit up a hot quarter (or a slug) and hit him.

My guess is that Wynn is studying film of the next opponent. He’s gotta know which players are the ones that will be looking to hit on Wendy.

Still no Gil. Thorp held hostage again: Day Two.

Gil should have called a timeout to say “remember what we worked on in practice-don’t try to block your own teammate’s shot.”

In all reality, Big John while roaming Milfords darken lovers lane saves Wendy from Keegans unwanted advanes and beats him senseless causing a life long coama. Wendy tells Wynn what happened causing Wynn to burn St Fabians down. Milfords baseball season starts Tuesday.

Better late than never!