Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2014

Lotsa’ bacon in there too!!

I love Today’s strip.

It’s actually funny.

It’s clever.

And best of all . . .

NO RAT!

There’s no chocolate sundae in me right now.I’m not happy.

Is that the cliff where the lemmings jump off? It’s making me very nervous.

French fires make me happy…unless it’s time for ice cream…or cookies…

Man, I could sure use some crispy French fries about now….Pass the Catsup, Ketchup, Catch Up, or whatever…….Just no mayo, that’s just sick…..

Evidently Pig has a gut feeling about this.

Good point.

crapping on all others, now that makes him happy.

That’s true wisdom!

Make mine “Pountine”…..Quebec style!!! You can feel your arteries clogging with every bite, but oh so delicious!!! If unsure what Pountine is, check it on Wikipedia.

Not only that, but he’s full of bacon…..

Oh, so that’s why McDonald has Happy Meals…

I wonder if you get a good echo up there.

I used to work for McDonald’s, and our store’s policy is that when a customer asked for a Quarter Pounder without cheese, we were to take a Quarter Pounder already in the bin, peel off the cheese, put the patty back on the grill, and cook the cheese off. One customer who requested this saw me and cursed me out. Hey, it wasn’t my idea; talk to the manager.Years later I was talking about this online to my extended social group. Someone said the same thing happened to him. I told him the customer had a mustache, and he replied that he had a mustache back then. It turns out the stranger who cursed me out years ago later became a friend, and we hadn’t recognized each other. Small world.

First time I’ve laughed out loud with this strip in a long time. Gawd, where ARE the crocs?????

McDonald’s “food?” From what I can tell it stays “edible” longer than an MRE….

@Reppr—I wonder if you get a good echo up there.

Best french fries? I keep hoping that I’ve not tasted them yet! Best I’ve had SO FAR were from a small fish store on Fairview Avenue in Ridgewood, NY. Shared them with my ballerina girlfriend Kathleen (Nov. 63-Feb. 67). She passed away too soon, but that’s a story for a different place.

Carl;s Jr. Kriss Kuts RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

French fries make my taste buds happy. My arteries and digestive system – not so much.

Oh, Piggy! I hope you are right! (Just avoid ulcers.)

I agree, Pig!

xxx

Wherever pretzels go is my happy place.

Sour grapes

This might be the best strip,ever.

Fry Nazis — what a concept.

Most importantly Pig contains Bacon!

Logic! 2+ 2 = 8