Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 05, 2014

Shouldn’t it read, “SITTING my ground”?

When I was in a cubicle, I wasn’t allowed to discourage people from charging in.

Cubism at it’s worst.

Just marking his territory.

Bob’s gettin’ around this week, eh?….Now he’s in his cube shipping art forgeries around the world…..Wonder who Bob looks like……?

Your existence is a violation of my right. (Satire).

I’m surprised they allow anything to be placed above the height of the cube wall. Where I worked, everything had to be no higher than the top of the cube panels, or the fire sprinklers wouldn’t be able to do their job. Really, that’s what they said. Well, at least it made prairie-dogging easier.

Keep a can of stinky Air Freshner handy!

Does he have a fly swatter in his desk?

he must work in Florida

Carries a mean stapler

Attention haters: Forty-six states in the United States have ‘stand your ground’ laws. Florida is only one. So if you hate Florida because of that law, you’d better find the 4 remaining states that didnt’ pass one and look down your nose at us from there, haters.

Kristin Charles Chee, an unarmed man, got into a fight with Cyle Quadlin at a suburban Walmart in ARIZONA. Quadlin shot and killed Chee and was not prosecuted because he was ‘in fear of his life’ and was allowed to use his gun under ARIZONA’S law.-Golly, Quadlin must have thought he was in Florida, huh, haters?

Well, I live in the poster-child Stand Your Ground state, which already has its own special tag (or whatever you call it) on fark.com. Never can tell when or where one of these fellows is going to erupt. At least, as someone has mentioned, Suspenders Guy has posted a warning.

If Stand Your Ground laws are used to mean: I can kill someone and suffer no consequences, then that is an affront to the entire human race, not just one.

I think the “Pointy-Haired” boss should be sent in to have a talk with Bob…

Well, you can always sat it went off accidentally. Three times.

With my luck, the momzer would probably take it away and pop me with it….

“Everyone considered him the momzer of the minyan…”(a song that was on the Doctor Demento show)

Whether you’re talking about a person, a neighborhood, city, or state, one’s reputation is generally well earned, good or bad. Recognizing Florida’s bad reputation on this issue does not make one a “hater”, but merely pointing out the obvious. And pointing out the bad reputation of other states doesn’t reduce or negate the bad reputation Florida has earned. Obviously, you don’t like people pointing out Florida’s current well-earned lousy reputation. Well, too bad. Deal with it and stop trying to rationalize or downplay it. If you don’t like the reflection, don’t blame the mirror.

@varnesLooks like Bob Beckle

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/the-five/hosts

I just hang a sign on my cube: “Amway products sold here.”

When I was in my cubicle….4 years of Hell, I found it hard to work, or keep from laughing , because a certain number of the day crew were on work release….The police would show up and this group would dive for cover.

From “Popcorn” ?

Stand your ground laws legalize the right murder of anyone by anyone at any time….All you have to do is get somebody alone and you can execute him. Just say you feared for your life…Nobody can prove otherwise.They don’t even bother looking into such murders, because stand your ground laws mean there is never not a time when you can kill somebody for sport..What’s the point, your victim is dead and can’t testify…..The victim doesn’t even have to any kind of weapon.

Wait until armed robbers use the stand your ground laws. Honest officer, I didn’t even know his wallet was missing…..He just tried to kill me and I shot him….I feared for my life….All you have to do is walk up to somebody, even if they’re armed, and shoot them in the chest by surprise…Tell the cops he was trying to kill you. You leave Scott free, no questions asked……

I need that sign! Two toddler grandkids constantly coming in my home office..oh, wait…they can’t read…or be left alone to destroy the house….

musta sent for McFaddens dirt bag

I was thinking the same thing. Man he needs to go on a diet but I won’t tell him. I plan to keep my distance from him he is bad news.

I guess playing cubicle in the middle with the sponge orange and stress earth ball would not be a good idea with Bob still in the cubicle. .guess he would shoot down any paper jets.