Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 05, 2014

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    favm  over 10 years ago

    No, just a new HMO.

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    pouzenc  over 10 years ago

    Does the Fink really mean “Deserted Medieval Village”, which was famously thriving before assessing modern bureaucracy techniques ???

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    johnt204  over 10 years ago

    That’s good. Don’t want to hang the wrong guy.

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    Space_cat  over 10 years ago

    Insurance? I guess those trapdoors are pretty unsafe, everyone who falls through gets hurt!

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    Kaputnik  over 10 years ago

    Hey, if they want to reject my application to be executed because I don’t have all the paperwork, I’ll live with it.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 10 years ago

    no hangings today

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    phurface  over 10 years ago

    ROFLMAO! I work for the Govt. Sounds like something some bozo in central office would come up with.

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    rshive  over 10 years ago

    Maybe they;ll have to behead prisoners to get a blood sample.

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    Sweetaddietude Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Talk about your stay of execution.

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    tuslog64  over 10 years ago

    Anyone else remember the Farside:Cows going up the chute to the slaughter-house-one says to another “Quit cutting in Line!”

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    brklnbern  over 10 years ago

    Yep, I can vote in this country, but can’t renew my driver’s license without 6 forms of I. D.Of course here I’d gladly fail to qualify.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Is there a DMV that requires a blood sample? Why?

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    ratlum  over 10 years ago

    Only 3 hangings ,hardly worth going to town fore.

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