Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 08, 2014

When someone cuts off my tow with a scimitar, my expressions are a lot more colorful, too.

That should do it.

Instead, call a toe truck.

hey, it could have been a headache!

Now that smarts! Luckily, one vampiric trait Gary keeps polished is the ability to regenerate after Leopold’s many and varied assaults!

Doctor: You might fell a little pinch.

But those were new shoes!

Just get some glue and duct tape, then every thing will be fine.

“If thy eye offend thee, pluck it out.”

I’ve always wondered how Gary regrows all the body parts that get “removed” by Leopold. I didn’t know Vampires had lizard in them….

Same here.

Can’t be HIS family, from seeing his parents.

One day we will re-learn how to regenerate…… it might take some genetic manipulation but some of us (those who elect to) will manage it.

Fortunately for Gary, the problem wasn’t with his entire foot.

@ A Common Tater: Embarrasing as it is, I made a type. It is as you say. I simply hit the W instead of the E. I am using a touch screen keyboard, and I always have far more typos with touch screens.

Problem is easily solved w an bka Ergo no more toe pain.

Well,he didn’t say it was a good remedy!

Think about it.