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You had BETTER find death funny. Otherwise, youâll be wasting your last moments moaning and running in circles. The joke is that, after the long build-up to a big finish, itâs nothing but a simple light switch turned off. Poof! And what comedian ever said, âWow, I kept them all alive out there.â No. Itâs, âWow, I killed!â And death is kind of the perfect joke. Itâs funniest when itâs on the people who least accepted total extinction. Too bad they canât hear you laugh. So, cheer up. No matter how bad it gets, youâre still in for the greatest joke ever. .Of course, with these guys throwing skills, this guy might die of old age. (The most tasteless â and therefore funniest â execution joke was the warden making the guy in the chair hold a piece of bread in each hand.)
Perhaps itâs a comment on the problems certain states are having getting the drugs needed for their âhumaneâ executions. Executions have become a crap shoot for both state and prisoner.
Since nobody is getting the âjokeâ, itâs on the prisoner. He can see the number of balls, thinking he gets a reprieve, if none hit the target. What he doesnât know is that the target isnât even connected to live wires. After the last ball is thrown, someone in the other room flips the switch.
Sadly, none of the opponents seem to worry about the âcruel and unusual punishmentâ inflicted upon the victims of these criminals. All they seem to do is worry about the perpetrator. Classic case of misplaced concern. Again, how about some concern for the unwilling victims?
Llewellenbruce almost 11 years ago
How can he miss that close up?
FUNG1 almost 11 years ago
This is wrong in SO many ways!Death is not comedy material.Sorry, Guys. my personal preference,
miqq1234 almost 11 years ago
âŠ.yesâŠ.life and death is a crap shoot
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
You had BETTER find death funny. Otherwise, youâll be wasting your last moments moaning and running in circles. The joke is that, after the long build-up to a big finish, itâs nothing but a simple light switch turned off. Poof! And what comedian ever said, âWow, I kept them all alive out there.â No. Itâs, âWow, I killed!â And death is kind of the perfect joke. Itâs funniest when itâs on the people who least accepted total extinction. Too bad they canât hear you laugh. So, cheer up. No matter how bad it gets, youâre still in for the greatest joke ever. .Of course, with these guys throwing skills, this guy might die of old age. (The most tasteless â and therefore funniest â execution joke was the warden making the guy in the chair hold a piece of bread in each hand.)
ArfArf88 almost 11 years ago
Does the prisoner get a reprieve if the guards miss with all their balls?
moesay almost 11 years ago
Thatâs just wrongâŠ
ThelmaWickwere almost 11 years ago
made me laugh out loud this morning
DanReynolds almost 11 years ago
Instant classic, Glenn.
lbalch798 almost 11 years ago
Perhaps itâs a comment on the problems certain states are having getting the drugs needed for their âhumaneâ executions. Executions have become a crap shoot for both state and prisoner.
quartermain almost 11 years ago
A sad attempt to use humor for a controversial subject!
mabrndt Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Since nobody is getting the âjokeâ, itâs on the prisoner. He can see the number of balls, thinking he gets a reprieve, if none hit the target. What he doesnât know is that the target isnât even connected to live wires. After the last ball is thrown, someone in the other room flips the switch.
Barker62 almost 11 years ago
Sadly, none of the opponents seem to worry about the âcruel and unusual punishmentâ inflicted upon the victims of these criminals. All they seem to do is worry about the perpetrator. Classic case of misplaced concern. Again, how about some concern for the unwilling victims?