Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 27, 2009

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    tbree  over 15 years ago

    I thought it was supposed to be about baseball: “In the Big Inning….”

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    margueritem  over 15 years ago

    It’s been done…

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    wndrwrthg  over 15 years ago

    I like ELPs “From the Beginning” better.

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    fredbuhl  over 15 years ago

    It left me reeling.

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    lewisbower  over 15 years ago

    “In the Beginning” is better than “The End is Near”

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    Jogger2  over 15 years ago

    Genesis or Gospel of John?

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    KenyarJad  over 15 years ago

    Doesn’t matter, really. Still a good hook. Although I always wanted to start a book, “In the middle of everything - or at least that’s where everybody says you’re supposed to start…”

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    lazygrazer  over 15 years ago

    I think James Michener started that “in the beginning” idea.

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    bmonk  over 15 years ago

    I like, “I was born at a very young age…”

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    pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Baslim:

    You didn’t mention the sequel. Brown’s story (you sure it was Brown?) was titled “The Shortest Horror Story Ever Told”. The next issue of the same scifi mag contained this:

    THE HORROR STORY SHORTER BY ONE LETTER THAN THE SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVER TOLD

    The last man on earth sat in a room. There was a lock on the door.

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    How’s these for opening hooks?:

    “Call me Ishmael Jehovah.”

    “Who is John Galt Jehovah?”

    “It was the best of Jehovah, it was the worst of Jehovah.”

    And to wax poetic (not the same as to wax a car), “Whan that Jehovah with his shoures soote the droughte of March hath perced to the roote,…”

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 15 years ago

    I’m with “what”, Friar Ernest.

    Oh, the aching carpal tunnel syndrome back in that day before Johann Gutenberg.

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    calvinandquestionmark  over 15 years ago

    Joe Allen Doty knows all, tells all

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    bmonk  over 15 years ago

    Shortest fairy tale: “Once upon a time, they all lived happily ever after.”

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