Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 09, 2014
March 08, 2014
March 10, 2014
Transcript:
Marigold: Phoebe:
Phoebe: What?
Marigold: You should get up.
Phoebe: Why?
Marigold: Out here there are unicorns!
Phoebe: In here it's warm.
Dad: You two should get up.
Marigold: In here it is warm.
Phoebe: Also there's a unicorn now.
I see absolutely no reason, other then having your nose at the wrong end of a unicorn, to get out of bed now. Marigold can float any thing you want over to you so pretty soon It’ll be warm and there will be snacks and video games, and a small TV and dad playing those video games and a glass of water, and a book to her cell phone and Max and Dakota and a Blart Goblin and Todd and candy and comic books and Battle Ship, a flash light, an Ipod with her play list, a coloring book and colored pencils, her lap top, a yo-yo, an alligator, and also unicorns.
Neo Stryder over 10 years ago
Nothing beats that.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 10 years ago
Phoebe should move. It could be dangerous.
JStheguy over 10 years ago
They make a very good argument.
kaykeyser over 10 years ago
I see absolutely no reason, other then having your nose at the wrong end of a unicorn, to get out of bed now. Marigold can float any thing you want over to you so pretty soon It’ll be warm and there will be snacks and video games, and a small TV and dad playing those video games and a glass of water, and a book to her cell phone and Max and Dakota and a Blart Goblin and Todd and candy and comic books and Battle Ship, a flash light, an Ipod with her play list, a coloring book and colored pencils, her lap top, a yo-yo, an alligator, and also unicorns.
phaze58 over 10 years ago
Yep Dana Duz it again I Love this strip DANA.
PeterPears over 10 years ago
Best strip ever. I love this comic, but this is the first time I laughed out loud. I actually registered here just so I could say this. Brilliant.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
Out there is a job.May I please go back under the covers?I don’t have a Unicorn to join me! but my dog will.
DDrazen over 10 years ago
I keep my unicorns in my head; at least it gets me up in the mornings.
Q4horse over 10 years ago
That’s a cute bed cover.. Will it be in the store? This unicorn is definitely part cat. She combines the attributes of a horse, goat and lion.
T_Lexi over 10 years ago
Big laugh out LOUD! Way to go, girls – under the covers it is!
Hag5000 over 10 years ago
That’s cute.
Stellagal over 10 years ago
It’s a win-win situation.
scyphi26 over 10 years ago
I like their logic.
Simon_Jester over 10 years ago
The next thing she says is. “Dad? DAD! Quit it, there’s no more room!”
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Agreed sir.
dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago
Obviously Marigold knows a good thing when she sees it. And everybody looks WONDERFUL in this strip. Beautiful, Dana!
dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago
And BTW, panel 3, Marigold doesn’t get any more beautiful!
Ermine Notyours over 10 years ago
Stupid daylight saving time…
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 10 years ago
There is no wrong end of a unicorn.
But for me, since I wake with the sun no matter what, I’m glad to have DST, since it means I wake up an hour later.
reynard61 over 10 years ago
@ kaykeyser: “We’re gonna need a bigger bed…”
Masterius over 10 years ago
Dana, please -please!-make this into a wall p oster!
NWdryad over 10 years ago
Blanket needs to be bigger.
Xalder almost 8 years ago
A win-win for everyone.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 7 months ago
Why should she get up? There’s no school… is there???