Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 07, 2014
Transcript:
Caulfield: I heard you had a good night at bingo. Mrs. Olsen: I was wearing my lucky underwear. Caulfield: If it was that lucky, wouldn't it have a different job besides your underwear? Frazz: I heard you're on your way to the principal's office. Caulfield: I don't know why. Mrs. Olsen started it.
Strod over 10 years ago
Caufield, you fail to understand the most intimate perversities that may reside deep in the souls of some pieces of lingerie. For all you know that underwear may consider itself the luckiest one in the face of the planet. And who are we to judge, just because we happen to have more “conventional” tastes?
Demmiaa over 10 years ago
ouch!
Varnes over 10 years ago
Brain Bleach! Where’s my Brain Bleach? Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
That’s the old joke about the “lucky” rabbit’s foot charms people used to carry….they’re obviously NOT lucky, considering what happened to the poor rabbits.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Here ya go, Varnes….Pass ‘em around… we don’t mind giving a few samples…
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 10 years ago
Usually I like and enjoy Caulfield. However, there are occasions where his “jabs” at some of the folks is a bit too much for my taste. Today is one example. It is not, IMHO, witty to say what he did to his teacher. Even if it were meant in jest, I too, would be angry about the rudeness. I would be very displeased at my students for saying something like that.
racerxyz over 10 years ago
I do see where it may have been poor choice to say that, specifically to her.However, I also firmly believe that rudeness is solely the judgement of the recipient.I would have been highly amused, myself :-)
drkala over 10 years ago
I adore Caulfield.
I Quit over 10 years ago
Thumbs up to Caulfield – once again.
gobblingup Premium Member over 10 years ago
snerk!!
Radical-Knight over 10 years ago
I’m familiar with the results.. these things just seem to happen!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Never talk about it again Mrs. Olsen!
bobdingus over 10 years ago
She stepped right into it!
danketaz Premium Member over 10 years ago
So, does she get lucky in thongs or granny panties?(Yeah, I know. Pass the brain bleach.)
Mary McNeil Premium Member over 10 years ago
No teacher with more than 5 minutes experience would use the word “underwear” in a conversation with a grade school kid!