Zen Pencils by Gavin Aung Than for May 26, 2014
Transcript:
WHAT TEACHERS MAKE A poem by TAYLOR MALI Art by ZEN PENCILS He says the problem with teachers is: Man: What's a kid going to learn... ...from someone who decided his best option in life... Man: ...was to become a teacher? HA HA HA HA He reminds the other dinner guests that it's true what they say about teachers: Man: Those who can DO. Those who can't, TEACH. HA HA HA HA I decided to bite my tongue instead of HIS. And resist the temptation to remind the dinner guests that it's also true what they say about LAWYERS. Because we're all eating, after all, and this is POLITE conversation. Man: I mean, YOU'RE a teacher, Taylor. Man: Be honest. Man: What do you make? And I wish he hadn't done that - asked me to be honest. Because you see, I have this policy about HONESTY and ASS-KICKING: if you ask for it, THEN I HAVE TO LET YOU HAVE IT. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I MAKE? Taylor: I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. I can make a C+ feel like a congressional medal of honor. And an A- feel like a slap in the face. Taylor: How dare you waste my time with anything LESS than your very BEST. I make kids sit through forty minutes of study hall in ABSOLUTE SILENCE. Taylor: NO, you may not work in groups. Taylor: NO, you may not ask a question. Taylor: Why won't I let you go to the bathroom? Taylor: Because you're bored. Taylor: And you don't really have to go to the bathroom, DO YOU? I make parents tremble in fear when I call home. RING! RING! Taylor: Hi, this is Mr. Mali. I hope I haven't called at a bad time. I just wanted to talk to you about something your son said today. To the biggest bully in the grade, he said: Boy: Leave the kid alone> I still cry sometimes, DON'T YOU? Boy: It's no big deal. Taylor: And that was the noblest act of courage I have EVER seen. KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS I make parents see their children for who they are and what they can be. Taylor: YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I MAKE? I make kids WONDER. I make them QUESTION. I make them CRITICIZE. I make them apologize AND mean it. I make them WRITE. I make them READ, READ, READ. HARRY POTTER I make them spell... Definitely beautiful definitely beautiful DEF-I-NITE-LY B-E-A-UTIFUL ...over and over and over again until they will NEVER misspell either one of those words again. I make them SHOW all their work in math and HIDE it on their final drafts in English. Taylor: I make them understand that if you've got THIS... Taylor: ...then you follow THIS. Taylor: And if someone ever TRIES TO JUDGE YOU BY WHAT YOU MAKE... Taylor: ...you give them THIS. Taylor: Here, let me break it down for you, so you know what I say is true. Taylor: Teachers make a goddamn difference. Taylor: Now what about you?
mr_sherman Premium Member over 10 years ago
What’s the possibility of getting copies of this in every teacher’s lounge in America, if not the whole world?Gavin, this is great.
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Education: one of the most important things taken for granted.
topbunk over 10 years ago
He is a teacher and a great slam poet.
YokohamaMama over 10 years ago
Yes, teachers are underpaid. But, yes, a good teacher can make all the difference in the world.
electricshadow Premium Member over 10 years ago
He’s gonna need to reload both barrels for the next fool who asks him that.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
And all under a smothering blanket of bureaucracy and the apathy of trough-feeders pretending to be his peer, obviously, when in giving him his due, they have made the job attractive to those who lack the spirit it requires.
dhleaky over 10 years ago
I am 85 years young and I have out lived all my teachers, but I have not lost the memories of their teaching, who by the way were also my parents who prepared me and my sisters for the lives we have enjoyed. They were not “teachers” they just lived as an example of what they too believed and expected of us. “Be responsible”. “Be curious” and ask “Why”. “.Ask it of yourself first”. Our children and their children also know this as normal in their lives.My favorite quote is: Genius may not be an option, but remaining ignorant is your choice". (anon)
Chrystos B Minot Premium Member over 10 years ago
Bravo, Gavin. You’ve made my Memorial Day memorable – and again redeemed the often vapid genre of comic strips into the realm of thought (and heart) provoking social commentary. Kudos 2 U ! Teachers rock!
Darwinskeeper over 10 years ago
Good enough that I emailed this to the teachers I know.
T_Lexi over 10 years ago
: D Superb!
StaceyLynnMill over 10 years ago
That was awesome!
RobinAZ over 10 years ago
Love this!
Sparkys44 over 10 years ago
I was taught in the 50’s and 60’s, and barely was able to answer most of these… I am appalled at the level of todays “education”.http://www.bullittcountyhistory.com/bchistory/schoolexam1912.html
Candre Premium Member over 10 years ago
Thank you!
mteacher1953 over 10 years ago
Well said :-D
tengu99 over 10 years ago
People do seem to like to place all the blame at the feet of teachers for the condition of the educational system. They seem to forget that things like common core, which as i understand it was devolped a mathmatican who is theoretical by nature and not every day practical, and standardized testing, which is comes from politicans and administators, where not developed by teachers. It seems like most want nothing to do with either of them. .Makes it hard to address the issues of any topic when peoples views are so limited.
Dave over 10 years ago
In response to “those who can, do; those who can’t, teach”: remember those who “do” were taught. Think about that.
shamest Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hey Lawyer or, Politician without a teacher you wouldn’t be one
liesbetb over 10 years ago
THANK YOU!I taught toddlers and their parents for 15 years. Outside theclassroom I was a glorified babysitter! No-one knew whatskill it takes to keep both groups happy in one classroom.I have a Masters Degree, but that seemed to have no value!Elisabeth
vldazzle over 10 years ago
Yes, Thank you. I’ve already sent my new man 2 emails today, or I’d be sending this. Maybe I’ll print it and take it when I see him tomorrow. He has been a math teacher and has also studied law, so he reminds me that all lawyers are not like my brother – some even have ethics. He’ll appreciate this.
soldcake over 10 years ago
cut the lawyer’s pay check by half, that will be enough to run school district for whole year !! by the way, who was the lawyer’s teacher ? ?
Hank Bordowitz42 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Some of the lowest paid teachers on the totem pole are some of the best. Visit a community college. Check out a course, at random. Chances are 50/50 it is being taught by an “adjunct” who gets paid FAR less than half of what full time teachers get – in certain disciplines like writing, the odds are even higher. There have been stories recently of adjuncts who live in their cars, have to get food stamps, fight to keep one step ahead of the wolf at the door, and often fail. When New Jersey passed a half-billion-dollar bond issue a couple of years ago, I was foolish enough to think that teachers would see some of that. Of course it went to contractors and concrete companies, even at the school where I teach. We have had a downturn in enrollment, three of the unions are without contracts, morale is at an all-time low. Despite the fall in enrollment, this school has the most students of any in the state. However, the adjunct faculty, about 60% of the folks on the ground doing the teaching, makes less than ANY teacher in the state. On the other hand, there was room in the budget for a new building.
nawsa Premium Member over 10 years ago
Whenever a bureaucracy gets on something like “merit based raises”, etc, it becomes a way to keep the higher paid, experienced workers from getting raises and someone who challenges the authority of the higher ups, suggests new ways of doing things, etc, had better be independently wealthy. I saw it 3 times in my career, and the only way to do well was to become like sheep. That also meant it was fine to check the box without doing the (much needed) work. My evaluations dropped for A’s to C’s every time.
Helen Ferrieux over 10 years ago
I can only add “THANK YOU” to all the teachers in my life.
kaffekup over 10 years ago
Now this is a great strip!That’s one of the problems that will continue to bring this country down: scorn for those that make the things we need, and worship for those who only make fortunes for themselves.
heatherjasper over 10 years ago
Anne Sullivan agrees with this quote, as does million of other teachers who have made small, but great, differences in the lives of their students.