Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 17, 2014

I don’t know, Lio. You’re not thinking of fakirs and snake charmers…

I think the answer will be….“NO!”Actually it will probably be: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!”

His 2nd report will have the words “Non-Venomous” inserted in the title.

The answer depends on whether the snake goes inside the shorts.

Dad, close you mouth, quick! Don’t ask why! —And today might have been a good day for tighty whities instead of your usual boxers….This report had better earn Lio an A!

Gathering empirical evidence.

We’ll jussssssssst have to wait and sssssssssssssssee……

Found a nice tarantula in my garden one day and put it on my dozing husband’s chest…..he was NOT happy! And no, the tarantula was not injured. I don’t understand why so many are afraid of spiders and snakes, they are really interesting!

An alternate report on the treatment for a heart attack could be in the offing.

Dad appears to have a hole in his right sock. Hopefully the snake won’t decide to explore it.

No they can’t.

I had a six foot Green Boa for a while. My girl friend complained, “It stares at me!” I replied, “Honey, so do I.” It didn’t matter; I sold Kaa to a pet shop.

At first, I thought it said Con Man. It made me wonder about what Dad does for a living!

I immediately thought of the B.C. snake being whammed into putty by Fat Broad..The answer may lie in Dad’s can.