Hey, Monahue... There's something in here I want you to see... Oh, no, no, no... Really! I... I can explain... See... What... Um... I hate the way she tazes me every time I leave the seat up in her bathroom...
Well, it is her bathroom. What’s interesting is that the shock treatment hasn’t already conditioned him.
There should be some way to retaliate if she doesn’t do things his way in his place, but it probably isn’t wise to escalate with this woman. I’m thinking he needs to move to another town and change his name. Heck, a different country.
My husband lives in a house full of women. Even the cats are girls (spayed of course). He grew up in a house full of women. He knows better than to do that. Of course why someone wouldn’t look before sitting down is beyond me.
Problem not solved, if he doesn’t care whether he flushes. Many men don’t flush in public rest rooms and probably wouldn’t bother to flush at home either if it meant not having to worry about putting the seat down.
everyone should put the lid down before flushing anyway! Flushing jettisons droplets of toilet water (and anything floating in said water!!) like 6 feet! Including but not limited to, the sink, faucets, your toothbrush on the counter, that box of kleenex you use to dab your eyes and nose…. etc. Shut the lid people!
Kaputnik over 10 years ago
Well, it is her bathroom. What’s interesting is that the shock treatment hasn’t already conditioned him.
There should be some way to retaliate if she doesn’t do things his way in his place, but it probably isn’t wise to escalate with this woman. I’m thinking he needs to move to another town and change his name. Heck, a different country.
R2-Wolf over 10 years ago
Based on what I’ve seen, I’d expect her to leave the seat up in his bathroom.
SwimsWithSharks over 10 years ago
Kinky!
ickymudd over 10 years ago
I relate. What i have done, is to always put the whole lid down,so it has to be lifted by the user either gender. :) Peace.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
McCalley will train this dumb beast if anyone can, or kill him in the effort….
Clotty Peristalt over 10 years ago
Sure, she’s cruel, but fair. Perfectly correct behaviour.
braindead Premium Member over 10 years ago
I hope no wives read this comic.
Egrayjames over 10 years ago
Next thing you know….she’ll make him sit down to pee!!
beachlvr Premium Member over 10 years ago
Nice to see Monty finally dating~
Dave over 10 years ago
EgrayjIn parts of the world men are expected to sit down to pee. In some cases there are laws…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10555436/Im-taking-a-stand-against-peeing-sitting-down.html
GypsyWoman over 10 years ago
My husband lives in a house full of women. Even the cats are girls (spayed of course). He grew up in a house full of women. He knows better than to do that. Of course why someone wouldn’t look before sitting down is beyond me.
slhansen07 over 10 years ago
Swell relationship you’re in, Monty. (Warren Zevon could’ve written a song)
Longplay Premium Member over 10 years ago
Thumbs up, today’s strip is very funny, after you get over the shock of it all.
Sheila Hardie over 10 years ago
Awww poor Monty. I was rather hoping she was putting the moves on him. lol
nitromicro over 10 years ago
She wears sunglasses in the bathroom?
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
Monty can flip this if he meets her mother.
'nuffsaid Premium Member over 10 years ago
Problem not solved, if he doesn’t care whether he flushes. Many men don’t flush in public rest rooms and probably wouldn’t bother to flush at home either if it meant not having to worry about putting the seat down.
Frankie5466 about 4 years ago
everyone should put the lid down before flushing anyway! Flushing jettisons droplets of toilet water (and anything floating in said water!!) like 6 feet! Including but not limited to, the sink, faucets, your toothbrush on the counter, that box of kleenex you use to dab your eyes and nose…. etc. Shut the lid people!
Sharkybill over 2 years ago
Monty is dating an Overlord! (Thanks to Phil Hendrie)