Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 02, 2014

That’s why Mona Lisa is smiling.

No accounting for that….

I have to assume this is in one of the five largest banks in the country or a Wall Street firm.

Dude, shove the paint brush in the guy’s mouth….You know, to cleanse the pallet….(Not to be confused with brushing him off…)….

My brother-in-law who was an accountant used to say that figures didn’t lie, only the person using them.

The accountants I know aren’t all that artistic, or cool.

@firebrand1Interesting. Decades ago a republican, my dad, said an unbalanced budget is what give people jobs and lets them keep jobs. As with most Americans, my knowledge of economics is next to nothing. But he was quite savvy.

I’m sorry, maestro, what did you say … ?

I tell you, you’re using too much red.

A chef to cook the books might have been better

We, what ’bout diff. strokes, diff folks? Or how should he picture that?

“I have to assume this is in one of the five largest banks in the country or a Wall Street firm.”#No, it’s really congress! To see how “creative” congresspeople can be, just have a look at the latest congressional budget(s), put forward by either party.

-LOL!!!!! Thanks, I’ll remember that joke for the next department head meeting here at work….

Remember one is approximately equal to two, especially for large values of one.

Accountants make GREAT sacrificial lambs.

I remember the old days….paying in quarterly to avoid paying in yearly…..I hear Government Math is a lot more fuzzy these days.

Split infinitive much? “…is to make it inconspicuous.”