Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 09, 2014
Transcript:
Rev. Sloan: Good evening, and welcome to this year's Christmas Rock-Pageant. In our show tonight, Mary is played by Scarlet Zuckerman and Joseph is Thor Jackson. The shepherds are played by Chico, Andy, and Nick, and the Innkeeper and his wife are Tim and Margot Bixby. The part of Baby Jesus is played by a hidden 40 watt light bulb.
BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
Is the lightbulb a member of Actors’ Equity?
skyhermit over 10 years ago
If Jesus wins best actor in the play, who accepts the award?
skyhermit over 10 years ago
If Jesus wins best actor in the play, who accepts the award?
jeffiekins over 10 years ago
It’s the punch line. If you’re the only one, it’s a bad punch line.
roctor over 10 years ago
The Jesus character will be played by science.
Jack Straw over 10 years ago
The light bulb is okay with these historical things, but is hoping for a more current role.
JHAppel over 10 years ago
I heard the baby’s theme song was by AC/DC.
StelBel over 10 years ago
Great strip today and great comments by everybody, as well!
kaffekup over 10 years ago
Aaaaand now, here is the famous punchline! I almost forgot there was a strip to go with it..Tacopielvr, he was just a baby then. I’m sure he grew to be a strapping hundred-watter. (As strapping as anyone was in first-century Israel.)
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
How many Christians does it take to change Christ?None. Joseph and Mary changed Him every day.
krisjackson01 over 10 years ago
The bulb’s name is Bertie. Anyone get that? No Pynchon fans out there?
pumaman over 10 years ago
Watts wrong with this scene? The baby is glowing like the Son…
roctor over 10 years ago
Mary was beaming.
pnorman1 over 10 years ago
Yeah, just another dim bulb actor.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
-LOL!!! You made my day!
neatslob Premium Member over 10 years ago
@bawanaAtoms of energy? Where is that on the periodic table?
montessoriteacher over 10 years ago
My brother’s girlfriend is related to jeffrey hunter, of king of kings fame. Anybody remember him? He probably did not really resemble JC, but he sure was attractive. He died after hitting his head after falling down a flight of stairs years later.
Newshound41 over 10 years ago
@montessoriteacherJeffrey Hunter was Captain Christopher Pike in the original “Star Trek” pilot.
caligula over 10 years ago
This contains elements of a topical joke, read the newspapers and pop culture articles of the times to figure it out.
Llywus over 10 years ago
I expected a lot of negativity to today’s strip and was not disappointed. Or actually, I was disappointed that such an innocuous 40 year old strip could draw ire.But this is still one of my favorite lines of all time.
montessoriteacher over 10 years ago
I think people are just having fun, not being negative.
Radical-Knight over 10 years ago
Today’s strip was fantastic. The comedic responses of the readers were superbly entertaining and nobody got drunk or started a fight… CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE!
BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
@Kris Jackson.“Against the Day”-“Cambridge personality Bertie (‘Mad Dog’) Russell observed,” observed Barry Nebulay, “that most of Hegel’s arguments come down to puns on the word ‘is.’ In that sense the thing about a Quaternion ‘is’ is that we’re obliged to encounter it in more than one guise. As a vector quotient. As a way of plotting complex numbers along three axes instead of two. As a list of instructions for turning one vector into another.”
lindz.coop Premium Member over 10 years ago
:)