Katy: Where's dad? Laura: Out back putting down some mulch. Katy: Mulch. Laura: What weird word... Mulch. Katy: Sounds like something that'd be growing in dad's gym bag. Laura: No. That would be dust.
A cop caught a man taking guano from a bird sanctuary. When asked what he had there, the man replied “sanctuary mulch”, so the cop said “You’re welcome.”
(Bil Keane did this joke in a non-Family-Circus strip he had in the 1950’s. It’s one of only two Bil Keane jokes I really enjoyed.)
Dust and mold are not the same thing. BZ did his own joke he didn’t explain the joke. This is explaining the joke…Laura said dust because it’s never been used. Just my two cents.
All you do is complain. Why don’t you try saying something funny. As I said before – we love our Bruno and we love his sense of humor. You can leave anytime. You are boring.
Bart, what is wrong with you?Do you realize that you sound like a lunatic spewing blind hatred? B.Z.‘s comments only stick out because he is frequently the first commenter. @Bruno: Get some sleep! (Unless you’re in Australia. If so, howdy, mate!)
I think there be raccoons in that there bag. They used the dust to make a nest. And munched on the mold. (ty @BZ).Bunnies munching on mulch – or mulch munching on …. dust bunnies. ;) “sanctuary mulch.Like the guano joke. (you’re welcome @pschearer)
pcolli over 10 years ago
BZ didn’t explain the joke.
pschearer Premium Member over 10 years ago
A cop caught a man taking guano from a bird sanctuary. When asked what he had there, the man replied “sanctuary mulch”, so the cop said “You’re welcome.”
(Bil Keane did this joke in a non-Family-Circus strip he had in the 1950’s. It’s one of only two Bil Keane jokes I really enjoyed.)
QuietStorm27 over 10 years ago
Dust and mold are not the same thing. BZ did his own joke he didn’t explain the joke. This is explaining the joke…Laura said dust because it’s never been used. Just my two cents.
MontanaLady over 10 years ago
I think “mulch” sound like something a rabbit might eat…..
Perkycat over 10 years ago
All you do is complain. Why don’t you try saying something funny. As I said before – we love our Bruno and we love his sense of humor. You can leave anytime. You are boring.
Strod over 10 years ago
Bart, what is wrong with you?Do you realize that you sound like a lunatic spewing blind hatred? B.Z.‘s comments only stick out because he is frequently the first commenter. @Bruno: Get some sleep! (Unless you’re in Australia. If so, howdy, mate!)
xbc13 over 10 years ago
All I see in your posts are a cry for attention. Look at me look at me, everybody look at me! Please seek help.
dagan over 10 years ago
some people take comments mulch to seriously
xbc13 over 10 years ago
Yeah Bruno I hope you’ve learned your lesson;^p
JennyJenkins over 10 years ago
@ gort and @JPW: you both added to my merriment today.Thanks..…and thanks for the joke guano joke, pschearer..BZ: I think you are a good sport.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
I think there be raccoons in that there bag. They used the dust to make a nest. And munched on the mold. (ty @BZ).Bunnies munching on mulch – or mulch munching on …. dust bunnies. ;) “sanctuary mulch.Like the guano joke. (you’re welcome @pschearer)