Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 23, 2014
June 22, 2014
June 24, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Gomer Goldfish, how's it going? Gomer: Been a bit worried about my own mortality these days, but it'll be okay. Whatcha eating? Pig: Never eat goldfish crackers in front of your goldfish.
Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
Be sure to look for Gomer’s first book, Goldfish Taste So Darn Good.
Templo S.U.D. about 10 years ago
That’d go for the same thing with eating animal crackers and being at the zoo.
Phatts about 10 years ago
words to live by
LobosSolos Premium Member about 10 years ago
It’s not like he’ll remember anyway. Goldfish only have a three second memory.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Pig, you are such a heartless, ruthless, fish-cracker eating rogue!
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
Ooops!
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 10 years ago
I figured that’s what Pig, was eating
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 10 years ago
@Sherlock Watson—I’ll put that book next to my copy of “Fifty Feet to the Outhouse” by Willie Mae Kitt and Bettie Wont!
The Winy Child about 10 years ago
what flavor of goldfish?
Ermine Notyours about 10 years ago
Better not take Gomer to a frat house.
Gokie5 about 10 years ago
Like what fbjsr said.
claire de la lune. about 10 years ago
Hey! This guy’s back.
Number Three about 10 years ago
Rat would.
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codedaddy about 10 years ago
If memory serves I recall you praising the merits of bacon sometime in the past, Pig!
HossTheNerd about 3 years ago
“whatch’a eatin?” “human crackers” “AAAAAAA” “what? they are crackers for humans.” “oh.”