Remember the hazzards of Flip-Flops? The thong part (yes, that’s where the name comes from) would pop out, sometimes tripping you up, you can’t run in them and walking on uneven ground, especially when they’re wet? Forget it!
Clip Clop, Clip Clop, darn! This cheep thong broke, and I’m barely got out of the store where I bought bought it.*~*actual experience in 1960s just outside of Sprouse Ritz.
They were called flip flops. Then they were called thongs. Nobody called them flip flops for forty years. Then something else became known as thongs and now they are flip flops again.
Flip flops, thongs whatever. Those things are not substitutes for sandals. However, from what I’ve seen, it’s women who are more guilty of this. And, they ware them while driving! Ladies, this is very dangerous, so don’t do this. By the way, I agree with the 5 minute rule for Nancy.
“Stepped on a pop top,“Blew out my flip-flop,“Cut my heal had to cruise on back home“But there’s booze in the blender,“And soon it will render,“That frozen concoction that helps me hang on,
“Wasting away again in Margaritaville,“Looking for my lost shaker of salt,“Some people say that there’s a woman to blame,“But I know, it’s nobody’s fault.”
JayBluE over 10 years ago
The five second rule definitely applies if your ice cream lands on your shirt….
JezzVimSr over 10 years ago
Five minutes!! Just in case she knocked herself out!
blunebottle over 10 years ago
Remember the hazzards of Flip-Flops? The thong part (yes, that’s where the name comes from) would pop out, sometimes tripping you up, you can’t run in them and walking on uneven ground, especially when they’re wet? Forget it!
jrankin1959 over 10 years ago
Good one!
GuyGilchrist over 10 years ago
Thanks, everyone!
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
Clip Clop, Clip Clop, darn! This cheep thong broke, and I’m barely got out of the store where I bought bought it.*~*actual experience in 1960s just outside of Sprouse Ritz.
ColonelClaus over 10 years ago
Hmm had a blowout in her flipper flopper while walking. Looks like she flopped when she shoulda flipped
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
“Mop!”
I Go Pogo over 10 years ago
“Clean up on child one”
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Didn’t Jimmy Buffett have a song about stepping on a poptop when his flip flop broke?
brklnbern over 10 years ago
So true. Nothing more tragic than losing your ice cream.
Bandera_Ken over 10 years ago
They were called flip flops. Then they were called thongs. Nobody called them flip flops for forty years. Then something else became known as thongs and now they are flip flops again.
Jim Kerner over 10 years ago
Flip flops, thongs whatever. Those things are not substitutes for sandals. However, from what I’ve seen, it’s women who are more guilty of this. And, they ware them while driving! Ladies, this is very dangerous, so don’t do this. By the way, I agree with the 5 minute rule for Nancy.
Quabaculta over 10 years ago
“Stepped on a pop top,“Blew out my flip-flop,“Cut my heal had to cruise on back home“But there’s booze in the blender,“And soon it will render,“That frozen concoction that helps me hang on,
“Wasting away again in Margaritaville,“Looking for my lost shaker of salt,“Some people say that there’s a woman to blame,“But I know, it’s nobody’s fault.”