Plants seem harmless until you realize that their roots are used to seek out and strip nutrients from the dead. They will scavenge your bones and destroy all traces of your works.
Vegetarians want to have their cake and eat it too. I have to laugh every time I see a vegetarian burger that tastes and and smells like a beef burger.
blunebottle over 10 years ago
Tofu’s not vegetarian? Who knew?
sheep over 10 years ago
Why do the tofus eat the pigs?
orinoco womble over 10 years ago
Ryan, you are so demented. I love it!!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 10 years ago
Ham flavored tofu. Next, beef flavored?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
Plants seem harmless until you realize that their roots are used to seek out and strip nutrients from the dead. They will scavenge your bones and destroy all traces of your works.
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
Bacon is that good.
joe piglet Premium Member over 10 years ago
Vegetarians want to have their cake and eat it too. I have to laugh every time I see a vegetarian burger that tastes and and smells like a beef burger.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Hilarious! Too bad my coworker, who lives on tofu, retired last week, so I can’t show this to him…
lopaka over 10 years ago
Ahh, a refreshing switch on the grazers and the grazed.
amethyst52 Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’d like to see how they make Tofurkey.
TheNotSoAwesomeGuy about 7 years ago
Dang it, Spongebobs!